If you could shag anyone who would it be?

#1
Anyone at all, not nessacarly famous, but of course if you say that bird who works in the local offy, then we woun't know what shes like, unless you got a pic to post.

I'm going to start the ball rolling with a couple, I'd do if got the chance.

That bird who plays Karen McDonald in Coronation Street, she looks like a rite dirty slag, she'd be up for anything ;)

Michaela Strachan :D

Carol Smillie, MILF :twisted:
 
#2
Cait :lol:
 
#3
Ohhh, theres so many!!!

Melissa Joan Hart - dirty

Stephanie Swift (fave porn star :D 8O )

Kate Garroway - GMTV MILF

I could go on and on really, a pulse is generally the only requirement these days :evil:

Boney
 
#4
asdf2204 said:
That bird who plays Karen McDonald in Coronation Street, she looks like a rite dirty slag, she'd be up for anything ;)
And she looks like she needs a fcuking good wash. Nothing more off putting than the aeroma of wee

Boney
 
#5
OHHHGHH! Dribble, dribble. :oops:

Mason Marconi- Pornstar.

Asia Carrera - Pornstar

Rachel Stevens -
 
#8
very tenpted sometimes, especially when i score points at thing snooker or hat hanger spotting. :lol:
not too sure if she's up for filming though :p
have to ask i suppose.
he who dares, shags rodney :p
 
#9
Blessed baby cakes. You're guaranteed a good scoff afterwards and besides, there's fcuk all wrong with a fat lass. Just like riding a moped.........great fun (but you wouldn't want you're mates to see you on it.) 8)

I wouldn't shag Dale. Her acne is very disturbing.
 
#10
I aint ever seen a pic of Dale but she could rub acne on me anyday,it must e like them love bumps on their ann summers cock replacers lol, the person(s) whi want to give a good rootin are 1 Kirsty Young off channel 5 news and that Sian Lloyd of the weather, im not a fan of the welsh in general but the "come on boy ,explore my valley" could swing the balance!

:D
 
#11
Vinny Jones, Ruez, Martin Kemp, Ross Kemp, (must be something about the word Kemp) erm 101 dalmatians???? :wink: :lol:
 
#12
and that Sian Lloyd of the weather
I'm sure her other half , who is an Arrse member,will be thrilled to bits lol :oops:

Hmmmm Joely Richardson every time

Kylie of course

Cindy Crawford

Phillipa Forester back in the day

Michaela Strachan - Good call

Gail Porter

Cameron Diaz - OH GOD YES YES YES

I'm sure there are others ,but I can't think of anything past 6 minutes and 32 seconds into "The Mask"


Lippy - I see you forgot to mention me again?
 
#16
Beatrice Dalle, from 'Betty Blue'

Mila Jovovich, from 'The 5th Element'

Robin Wright (she wasn't Penn then), From 'The Princess Bride'

and of course, it almost goes without saying, Rachel Stevens
 
#17
I'd be content with being able to reach my own schlong and pipe myself off

That way I could back a Volkswagon campervan with blacked out windows, park outside a Stella pub and live happily ever after
 

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