If you could send someone time travelling to meet someone...

#1
Who would pick and why?

My choice Jack Straw being sent back to 1653 to meet Oliver Cromwell, oh the poetic justice that would befall Straw.
 
#2
Me: back to Christmas Eve 2009 years ago and loitering outside a certain manger. Just as Yer Man pops out and the shoite has been cleaned off him, I can kneel down and have a word. 'Son, there's a few things you should know............'.

............and to see exactly what myrrh was.
 
#3
Me, myself, paradox makes any cramping or RSI impossible.
 
#5
A large amount of the British electorate to meet themselves on May the 1st 1997 so they could advise just what the consequences are going to be for the next 12 years if they tick the wrong box.
 
#6
Famous? Bllx, I am famous. My parole officer told me so.
 
#7
stacker1 said:
A large amount of the British electorate to meet themselves on May the 1st 1997 so they could advise just what the consequences are going to be for the next 12 years if they tick the wrong box.
1992 might have been a better choice.
 
#8
Peter Mandelson to, erm...............ages ago, to be a meek sheep-herder "tending" his flock as Ghengis Khan's cavalry come storming into his meadow.
 
#10
I'd go back and meet Buzz Aldrin in June 69 and tell him to picks "tails" instead of "heads" :roll:

Buzz is one of my heroes - at 72 yrs old twatting a Moon Landing was a Hoax instigator.
 
#11
bluntslane said:
Peter Mandelson to, erm...............ages ago, to be a meek sheep-herder "tending" his flock as Ghengis Khan's cavalry come storming into his meadow.
Blast, beat me to it. For PM, substitute Germaine Greer.

PS, I apologise on Australia's behalf, FWIW, although of&h reckons she's quite nice in person.
 
#13
Spank-it said:
I'd go back and meet Buzz Aldrin in June 69 and tell him to picks "tails" instead of "heads" :roll:

Buzz is one of my heroes - at 72 yrs old twatting a Moon Landing was a Hoax instigator.
I've seen the vid, he's got a good jab on him for an old fella. Must have been a terror in the Officer's Mess on pay-Friday nights.
 
#15
This childkisser idiot should be barred.

I have seen enough of his paedophile shite.

It's not in keeping with this site, and in a real NAAFI he wouldn't have time to finish a pint before getting a well aimed kick in the bollocks.
 
#16
Arte_et_Marte said:
I have seen enough of his paedophile shite.
Has he got any decent photos?
 
#18
Jack 'If you've nothign to hide, you've nothing to fear' Straw to meet Reinhard Heydrich.

With, of course, a large yellow star sewn to his jacket first.
 
#19
smartascarrots said:
Jack 'If you've nothign to hide, you've nothing to fear' Straw to meet Reinhard Heydrich.
Don't be silly, looking at history someone from the Straw family wouldn't go to Germany in WW2 they would just say they were conscientious objector.
 
#20
Arte_et_Marte said:
This childkisser idiot should be barred.

I have seen enough of his paedophile shite.

It's not in keeping with this site, and in a real NAAFI he wouldn't have time to finish a pint before getting a well aimed kick in the bollocks.
I'll hold your pint while you kick its cunt in.

I reckon you are all trousers though.

If I had to send anyone, I'd send me to meet The Duchess of Windsor. We'd drink pink champagne and take the piss out of French people. Job's a good un.
 

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