Nice to see someone entering into the spirit of this thread. Why not have something like that scene from the film Porkies. What about a Christmas erotic comedy? Police are investigating a suspected theft from the leisure centre changing room, but all the witness saw was a bottomless women from the waist down.108 Hairy Housewives: Guess the Growler.
Sounds great. What about other challenges such as running a small business for a week or attending evening classes with constituents? IQ tests should be part of the programme. They also have to write essays which are then marked by academics and write a business plan.112 Expose your Member.
Similar to Krypton Factor but with a lower bar - out of necessity.
Your MPs are set tests of real world skills, General Knowledge (looking at you Lammy)
Parliamentary Knowledge/Current Affairs
Real World Skills, can you shop/make a meal etc.
Prizes involve being sent to celebrity get me out if here situations to see if they can function sociably.
Polemicists get sent to small dysfunctional communities to establish their own little Utopias.
Feature spot on MPs who deserve special investigation - Keith Vaz etc
Call Princess Productions - I think we're onto something!Sounds great. What about other challenges such as running a small business for a week or attending evening classes with constituents? IQ tests should be part of the programme. They also have to write essays which are then marked by academics and write a business plan.
Looks to me like the Peyote is working just fine.113. Saturday Morning Crumpet
Start the weekend with some tasty fresh crumpet....
114. Would you give up your seat?
This week our hilarious panel show has two guest members, formerly of Change UK. Questions include "do you listen to what people want?" and "did you think people would appreciate it?".
115. Bend it like Keith Vaz
"Hi, my name is Jim, would you like to buy a washing machine? Please, finish your Coke first......"
Participants drink tots of Pusser's Rum as they grab hold of bats and try to signal to the pilot of an approaching aircraft - all simulated of course. Or is it?