If you could have five minutes in a locked room .......

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Aleegee1698

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#6
Set fire to its whole extended family, and then phone 999 800 times one after the other in order to block the line and Hey Presto!
 
#15
Woah woah tiger. Any chance of changing the title of the thread to "Which member of ARRSE would you like to have five minutes in a locked room with"?

Or shall I do it myself, you lazy shit?
 
#18
I'd ask her what I could do to help her regardless of the fact I knew she was a time wasting wretch because I'm not allowed to drop kick such half wits through their wide screen TV's.