If you could have five minutes in a locked room .......



Set fire to its whole extended family, and then phone 999 800 times one after the other in order to block the line and Hey Presto!
Woah woah tiger. Any chance of changing the title of the thread to "Which member of ARRSE would you like to have five minutes in a locked room with"?

Or shall I do it myself, you lazy shit?
I'd ask her what I could do to help her regardless of the fact I knew she was a time wasting wretch because I'm not allowed to drop kick such half wits through their wide screen TV's.