If you could get payed in anything other than money...

#1
Roman soldiers used to get paid in salt instead of money, If you could get paid in anything other than money what would it be?

I am thinking copious amounts of porn :D
 
#2
Am I allowed to ask for gold/silver/platinum ingots? or is that too close to money?

The way that petrol prices are going I'll take a few hundred litres of unleaded each month.
 
#3
Salt.

And I'd like to wear a leather skirt and sandals and march up and down a fcuk off big wall in the North of England.

Oh, and watch lions eating Christians.
 
#4
Oil. 10 barrels a day would do nicely, failing that beer. No changed my mind Beer 1st then oil. No F*ck it half beer and half oil! OK Beer it is then. A barrel a day would do me thanks.
 
#8
Now if it had to be material goods then i will take a diffrent car every day so i never get bored, but otherwise i thing i would demand 10 pints of stella, pie and chips and a blow job from the Queen (please dont hang me your majesty).
 
#15
Got to agree with Guiness, it is liquid bread after all, would pay be performance related though. Could backfire with hard workers constantly P***** therefore not productive and skivvers on half a pint a week sitting around complaining.

Yours Soberly
 
#16
Scottie_Dogg said:
Now if it had to be material goods then i will take a diffrent car every day
I'd get paid in pubic hair, because my sister has only got a little strip of it, and you should see the fcuking motors outside her gaff!
 
#19
the_rigger said:
Scottie_Dogg said:
Now if it had to be material goods then i will take a diffrent car every day
I'd get paid in pubic hair, because my sister has only got a little strip of it, and you should see the fcuking motors outside her gaff!
so are you saying that you dont have any pubic hair now, or that you like your sisters pubic hair :wink:
 
#20
the_rigger said:
I'd get paid in pubic hair, because my sister has only got a little strip of it, and you should see the fcuking motors outside her gaff!
Funny as fcuk

Midget Gems (the original ones) and beef jerkey for me
 

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