If you could be Nelson, Wellington, Zhu Zhu Hamsters or me, which would you be?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Dec 8, 2010.

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  3. A Zhu zhu hamster

  4. Marry me, lovely Iron Duke

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Its the Christmas Present forum.

    1) Horatio Lord Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson, 1st Duke of Bronté, KB. A right nutter who famously said, "Feet first, no surrender". Got a statue on a big pole just down from Fortnum & Mason. Lost half his body parts and an eye.

    2) Field Marshal Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington, KG, KP, GCB, GCH, PC, FRS. More cautious. Backed off in good order until he liked the look of the job. Then gave them a kicking. Didnt lose any body parts so far as I am aware.

    3) Zhu Zhu Hamsters. Toy hamsters with motors. Jesus.

    4) Me. Well, 'ave a look.

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  2. Hamsters rule!
  3. It would appear that you can choose all four options.

    That's four quid for the babbies then.
  4. step away from the bottle you addle brained old git

    i've gone for the zhu zhu pet as it'll save me buying one for the kids
    any chance of a kung zhu one?
  5. So you voted to marry him?
  6. I've gone for hamsters as my friend Mr R Gere just told me about a little trick he knows.......
  7. but you can get them or at least delta froce armoured hamsters
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  9. real hamsters are pretty vicious breed up a million equip with cba and mini missiles realise and watch taliban and iran crumble bwhAHAAAHAH