If you could be any historical figure

#1
Who would you be?
 
#2
Abe Lincoln. Top Egg. But would plan my leisure time better.

"Tell you what darling, I'm a bit bushed tonight; let's just stay in and watch telly, I can't be bothered going to the theatre after all. Turn the channel over, 'I'm A Confederate Get Me Out Of Here!' starts in a bit."
 

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#4
Sangreal said:
GOD

'nuff said... end post! :lol:
I reckon you're biased Sangreal.





The answer's got to be Ghengis Khan, top bloke.
 
#5
I'm in love , I'm in love
with Atilla the Hun..

we'll pillage each village and rape everyone..
I'm in love with Atilla the Hun
 
#11
LostBoss said:
JFK

Poke who you want and then have them killed.
How is that different to your own career??

I would be Marshal Ney because he was a big blerk, found of an ale or seven, liked a punch-up, had ginger hair and got loads of totty. Also he was rich, rich you hear, mwahahahaha!! Not so keen on the firing squad angle, I may have to rethink this one...
 

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#12
Would have to be Napolean...then I'd do the egypt thing, become fascinated with Islam, realise the truth of La ilaha Il Allah, translate it into French something like 'Il y a non dieu, mais le Dieu', and make its a secret in the French army, maybe making part of a code of honour, so today all the Legions were actually crazed warriors of 'Le Dieu' ;)
 
#14
It'd have to be Nosey. 1st Duke of Wellington. Rich, educated, enjoyed shagging prozzies, spend 20 years beating 7 shades of whatever out of just about anyone, but ESPECIALLY the French. Come home a Duke and then proceed to run the country to the detriment of chavs!!
 

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#16
cherryandwhite said:
John holmes :lol:
Why ? Are you that much of a fan of The Now Show ?
 
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