So if you had beat your bishop or probe your muff (for slugg and Co), to music what would it be and why? Mine would be the Ace of Spades by Motorhead. And what music would turn you off? Mine would be something like Men of Harlech by some Welsh mining/police choir. What music could you not keep a straight face to -if you were on the job. Snooker Loopy by Chas and Dave - just could imagine the lyrics 'pot the red and screw back etc, I would be tatters with laughter.