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  1. So if you had beat your bishop or probe your muff (for slugg and Co), to music what would it be and why?

    Mine would be the Ace of Spades by Motorhead.

    And what music would turn you off?

    Mine would be something like Men of Harlech by some Welsh mining/police choir.

    What music could you not keep a straight face to -if you were on the job.

    Snooker Loopy by Chas and Dave - just could imagine the lyrics 'pot the red and screw back etc, I would be tatters with laughter.
  2. Music? What music? Sorry, my attention was elsewhere. :?
  3. 1, The Minute Waltz

    2, The Minute Waltz

    3, The Minute Waltz
  4. William Tell Overture. A classic moment driving a very drunk friend back from a semi-formal company do, William Tell Overture comes on the C.D. For 10 seconds he wakes up and shouts "That's shagging music", before falling back into his alcohol induced slumber.

    3 1/2 minutes, but if you keep pace with the beat you'll be spent after 1 minute :p
  5. At my age, if I kept pace with that beat, in one minute I think I'd be dead. :(
  7. Seven Years - The Goombay Dance Band (or anything from Boney M)
  8. Surely has to be J'teme
  9. Gay Bar?
  10. The Bolero by Ravel, longest cresendo, ideal guide to a climax.
  11. Epsilon in Malaysian Pale - Edgar Froese - 24 Mins

    Blue Monday - New Order

    Mr Slaters' Parrot - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
  12. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    1. Pilgrims Chorus from Tannhauser (Wagner)
    2. Any Country and Western (Oh, my dog has just died and the wife has run off with the neighbour type thing)
    3. The Birdie Song (with actions)

    or if he started to sing at the appropriate moment
  13. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    beautiful day

    every hip-hop or funk rubbish

    the lama song there is no piece of music being more annoying
    and to be honest you shouldn't call it music at all
  14. music to shag to? - O fortuna from Carmina Burana (old spice Ad)

    Or Panzer Lied from Battle of the bulge.

    turn offs - (c)Rap,R&B, - anything that makes me want to arrest someone.