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IF YOU ABSOLUTLEY HAD TO W@NK/SHAG TO MUSIC - 3 Questions?

#1
So if you had beat your bishop or probe your muff (for slugg and Co), to music what would it be and why?

Mine would be the Ace of Spades by Motorhead.

And what music would turn you off?

Mine would be something like Men of Harlech by some Welsh mining/police choir.

What music could you not keep a straight face to -if you were on the job.

Snooker Loopy by Chas and Dave - just could imagine the lyrics 'pot the red and screw back etc, I would be tatters with laughter.
 
#2
Music? What music? Sorry, my attention was elsewhere. :?
 
#4
William Tell Overture. A classic moment driving a very drunk friend back from a semi-formal company do, William Tell Overture comes on the C.D. For 10 seconds he wakes up and shouts "That's shagging music", before falling back into his alcohol induced slumber.

3 1/2 minutes, but if you keep pace with the beat you'll be spent after 1 minute :p
 
#5
crabby said:
William Tell Overture. A classic moment driving a very drunk friend back from a semi-formal company do, William Tell Overture comes on the C.D. For 10 seconds he wakes up and shouts "That's shagging music", before falling back into his alcohol induced slumber.

3 1/2 minutes, but if you keep pace with the beat you'll be spent after 1 minute :p
At my age, if I kept pace with that beat, in one minute I think I'd be dead. :(
 
#6
bitterandtwisted said:
So if you had beat your bishop or probe your muff (for slugg and Co), to music what would it be and why?

Mine would be the Ace of Spades by Motorhead.
'Operation Ground and Pound' - Dragonforce!

And what music would turn you off?
Anything R+B related! *gag*

Mine would be something like Men of Harlech by some Welsh mining/police choir.

What music could you not keep a straight face to -if you were on the job?
'Agadoo' - Black lace

Snooker Loopy by Chas and Dave - just could imagine the lyrics 'pot the red and screw back etc, I would be tatters with laughter.
 
#13
1. Pilgrims Chorus from Tannhauser (Wagner)
2. Any Country and Western (Oh, my dog has just died and the wife has run off with the neighbour type thing)
3. The Birdie Song (with actions)


or if he started to sing at the appropriate moment
 
#15
music to shag to? - O fortuna from Carmina Burana (old spice Ad)

Or Panzer Lied from Battle of the bulge.

turn offs - (c)Rap,R&B, - anything that makes me want to arrest someone.
 

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