If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

Andrew face on-inside-out Lloyd ******* Webber.

Listening to that dick wittering on this morning, after his masterpiece had to be pulled because a single luvvie had caught the pox, gripped my piss.

I know it's horses for courses and my B & S-i-L love that sort of thing, but 'a show' is my idea of a tenth circle of hell.


To quote Roger Waters, 'It's A Miracle':

We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theatre
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lid comes down
And breaks his ******* fingers
It's a miracle

Music for the masses, but I can't really complain faux opera gave us a decent Sisters of Mercy album in the shape of 'Floodland', and I'd rather watch Repo the Genetic opera than any Webber stuff mainly for Brightmans tits, Paris Hilton making a tit of herself and the cheesy goth rock playing in the background

I'd bang Sara Brightman though I don't know what she saw in the multi millionaire Andrew Lloyd Webber
 
Music for the masses, but I can't really complain faux opera gave us a decent Sisters of Mercy album in the shape of 'Floodland', and I'd rather watch Repo the Genetic opera than any Webber stuff mainly for Brightmans tits, Paris Hilton making a tit of herself and the cheesy goth rock playing in the background

I'd bang Sara Brightman though I don't know what she saw in the multi millionaire Andrew Lloyd Webber
I saw the stage version of 'Tommy', which was ...... different, and liked the film and Quadrophenia, because I love The Who. But ALW/TR stuff, Les Driz and the like, leave me cold, it always seems that the words are crammed or stretched to fit the toon.

It always reminds me of the old Albert Steptoe line, "Bah! Poof's football."

You'd have to watch Brightman's teef.
 
I saw the stage version of 'Tommy', which was ...... different, and liked the film and Quadrophenia, because I love The Who. But ALW/TR stuff, Les Driz and the like, leave me cold, it always seems that the words are crammed or stretched to fit the toon.

It always reminds me of the old Albert Steptoe line, "Bah! Poof's football."

You'd have to watch Brightman's teef.
If only Sarah had posed for Penthouse, Mayfair etc al, back in the day, I would even forgive her lack of lady garden topiary as I am sure it was back then.
 
If only Sarah had posed for Penthouse, Mayfair etc al, back in the day, I would even forgive her lack of lady garden topiary as I am sure it was back then.

Sarah naked mud wrestling with Kate Bush would have made a good spread for Penthouse
 

Tuffty

War Hero
IRA
SINN FEIN
INLA
NEW IRA
PIRA
oh and their buddys:
Bliar
Corbyn
McDonald
Sean Penn (total ****)
Biden
Kennedys
All Yanks who say they are Oirish
All champagne Socialist TV/Movie people
 
Ah the best thread on ARRSE back again

At the moment without thinking about it

65% of UK civil service central and local governments (may have to go higher).

Boris
Gove
Hancock
SAGE
Independant SAGE
Any one at the BBC earning over 50k
All tories who voted against reducing the aid budget.
Labours Momentum, all of them
SNP, all of them.
 
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Anyone who advertises on daytime T.V.
I want to watch the Sweeney and the Professionals not be bombarded about funeral care, donkeys, kids and migrants.

Its ironic that advertisers think prime Gammon TV is the target market for charity adverts using migrants as the weepie angle
 
Anyone mentioned England Football Fans.....most of them,anyway.
 

diverman

LE
Book Reviewer
Ah the best thread on ARRSE back again

At the moment without thinking about it

65% of UK civil service central and local Governments (may have to go higher).

Boris
Gove
Hancock
SAGE
Independant SAGE
Any one at the BBC earning over 50k
All tories who voted against reducing the aid budget.
Labours Momentum, all of them
SNP, all of them.
Starmer and the Labour party from him downwards to the lowliest parish councillor. pre-treated with a cat-o-nine tails and plenty of salt.
Lib Dems again all the way down soused in yoghurt laced with petrol, make add to global warming.
Anybody at the BBC.
 

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