Andrew face on-inside-out Lloyd ******* Webber.
Listening to that dick wittering on this morning, after his masterpiece had to be pulled because a single luvvie had caught the pox, gripped my piss.
I know it's horses for courses and my B & S-i-L love that sort of thing, but 'a show' is my idea of a tenth circle of hell.
To quote Roger Waters, 'It's A Miracle':
We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theatre
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lid comes down
And breaks his ******* fingers
It's a miracle
Music for the masses, but I can't really complain faux opera gave us a decent Sisters of Mercy album in the shape of 'Floodland', and I'd rather watch Repo the Genetic opera than any Webber stuff mainly for Brightmans tits, Paris Hilton making a tit of herself and the cheesy goth rock playing in the background
I'd bang Sara Brightman though I don't know what she saw in the multi millionaire Andrew Lloyd Webber