If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

Eeee, it was all fields round here when this thread was started. Some people have never lived. They weren't there man, they weren't there.
And what were you doing in the fields? (Nanny Ogg Walt).
 

Le_addeur_noir

On ROPS
On ROPs
A few more for wiping out,

1 convicted murderers
2 drivers who kill someone whilst using a mobile phone or drunk
3 people talking loudly on their mobiles on trains
4 the entire Blair family
5 Sir John Major
6 George Soros
7 the entire EU commission
8 Big Issue sellers
9 panhandlers in London and other cities
10 militant trade union agitators
11 Gina Miller
12 Bono
13 "Sir" Bob Geldof

Edited to add,

14 Lily Allen
15 snowflake anti-airport protesters who break the law
16 Gordon Brown
17 Nick Clegg
18 bogus asylum seekers

More to be added....

Jobsworths on Hi-Viz jackets talking to people as if they're 12 years old.
 
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diverman

LE
Book Reviewer
A few more for wiping out,

1 convicted murderers
2 drivers who kill someone whilst using a mobile phone or drunk
3 people talking loudly on their mobiles on trains
4 the entire Blair family
5 Sir John Major
6 George Soros
7 the entire EU commission
8 Big Issue sellers
9 panhandlers in London and other cities
10 militant trade union agitators
11 Gina Miller
12 Bono
13 "Sir" Bob Geldof

Edited to add,

14 Lily Allen
15 snowflake anti-airport protesters who break the law
16 Gordon Brown
17 Nick Clegg
18 bogus asylum seekers

More to be added....
A well rounded list.
 
Caravaners.
Cyclists riding 3 abreast.
Left-hook 40 tonners who pull out from the nearside to middle lane in an attempt to kill us all.
Tesco marketing team.
1.2 ltre Poxhall Cursa & 15 year old shit box Clio zit squeezing tossers.
McDonalds devotees.
Any who habitually uses Deliveroo etc.
Fly tippers.
Most of my neighbours.
Those who watch cricket, football, and tennis.
Litter louts & chewing gum spitters.
People who think Sales are gen.
2-year Iphone/Android upgraders.
Anyone under 30 who have the cheek to think they know more about "life" than I.

All I've got time for just now..but there are more.....
 
Caravaners.
Cyclists riding 3 abreast.
Left-hook 40 tonners who pull out from the nearside to middle lane in an attempt to kill us all.
Tesco marketing team.
1.2 ltre Poxhall Cursa & 15 year old shit box Clio zit squeezing tossers.
McDonalds devotees.
Any who habitually uses Deliveroo etc.
Fly tippers.
Most of my neighbours.
Those who watch cricket, football, and tennis.
Litter louts & chewing gum spitters.
People who think Sales are gen.
2-year Iphone/Android upgraders.
Anyone under 30 who have the cheek to think they know more about "life" than I.

All I've got time for just now..but there are more.....
You missed out people with anger management issues.
Hope that helps.
 
You missed out people with anger management issues.
Hope that helps.
Ah, I do apologise.

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Civvi Scum
Caravaners.
Cyclists riding 3 abreast.
Left-hook 40 tonners who pull out from the nearside to middle lane in an attempt to kill us all.
Tesco marketing team.
1.2 ltre Poxhall Cursa & 15 year old shit box Clio zit squeezing tossers.
McDonalds devotees.
Any who habitually uses Deliveroo etc.
Fly tippers.
Most of my neighbours.
Those who watch cricket, football, and tennis.
Litter louts & chewing gum spitters.
People who think Sales are gen.
2-year Iphone/Android upgraders.
Anyone under 30 who have the cheek to think they know more about "life" than I.
 
Ah, I do apologise.

Amended:

Civvi Scum
Caravaners.
Cyclists riding 3 abreast.
Left-hook 40 tonners who pull out from the nearside to middle lane in an attempt to kill us all.
Tesco marketing team.
1.2 ltre Poxhall Cursa & 15 year old shit box Clio zit squeezing tossers.
McDonalds devotees.
Any who habitually uses Deliveroo etc.
Fly tippers.
Most of my neighbours.
Those who watch cricket, football, and tennis.
Litter louts & chewing gum spitters.
People who think Sales are gen.
2-year Iphone/Android upgraders.
Anyone under 30 who have the cheek to think they know more about "life" than I.
Fuck sake CivvY Scum.

You might want to add cunts who can't spell to your list.
 
**** sake CivvY Scum.

You might want to add cnuts who can't spell to your list.
Oh fuck.:eek:
Fair one.

Ah, I do apologise. Mk2.

Amended:
(The Seeqkwull)
Pedant cnuts like Cuvvi Skim.
Civvy Scum
Caravaners.
Cyclists riding 3 abreast.
Left-hook 40 tonners who pull out from the nearside to middle lane in an attempt to kill us all.
Tesco marketing team.
1.2 ltre Poxhall Cursa & 15 year old shit box Clio zit squeezing tossers.
McDonalds devotees.
Any who habitually uses Deliveroo etc.
Fly tippers.
Most of my neighbours.
Those who watch cricket, football, and tennis.
Litter louts & chewing gum spitters.
People who think Sales are gen.
2-year Iphone/Android upgraders.
Anyone under 30 who have the cheek to think they know more about "life" than I.
 
Members of my Employer's Graduate Schemes.
 
Caravaners.
Cyclists riding 3 abreast.
Left-hook 40 tonners who pull out from the nearside to middle lane in an attempt to kill us all.
Tesco marketing team.
1.2 ltre Poxhall Cursa & 15 year old shit box Clio zit squeezing tossers.
McDonalds devotees.
Any who habitually uses Deliveroo etc.
Fly tippers.
Most of my neighbours.
Those who watch cricket, football, and tennis.
Litter louts & chewing gum spitters.
People who think Sales are gen.
2-year Iphone/Android upgraders.
Anyone under 30 who have the cheek to think they know more about "life" than I.

All I've got time for just now..but there are more.....

Best list yet, except you've got to leave a space for Piers Morgan.
 
No specific job descriptions but based on personal experience and inclination the grave would contain more than statistical quantities of Septics, Bogtrotters and Belgians.
 

Mrsheeny

Old-Salt
People who say ‘totes’.
Peoples who say less instead of fewer.
People who correct people who say less instead of fewer.
People who use exclamation marks for no reason!
People who makes lists.
People who think they’re funny.
People who don’t finish thin
 

DaveDaffe

Old-Salt
People who say ‘totes’.
Peoples who say less instead of fewer.
People who correct people who say less instead of fewer.
People who use exclamation marks for no reason!
People who makes lists.
People who think they’re funny.
People who don’t finish thin
Chavs
Politicians
Pikeys


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