If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

Anyone who 'graduated' from the 'University of Life' and says so on their Facebook profile. This fecking university must be the academic equivalent of the Balcony.

James Corden.

Holy ( best ever ) thread resurrection.

Yeah, I wish that there were some better optionS e.g. Broadmoor, Re-education Camp number 7, etc
 

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Anyone who 'graduated' from the 'University of Life' and says so on their Facebook profile. This fecking university must be the academic equivalent of the Balcony.

James Corden.

Holy ( best ever ) thread resurrection.
What about those of us that failed the Uni of Life course?
 
I remember this thread from my first incarnation here in 2004! I was searching with ‘got to fill a mass grave’, nothing came up.

Total delight.

For me it’s anyone in a coffee shop who orders anything except Coffee, White or Coffee, Black.



Do you think I’ve got all day while the minimum wage Romanian fannies about with your hazelnut flavour vegan soya you fucking mong?
 
People who hang around coffee shops. Pretentious, posing Seattle trendoid wannabe cunts.
 

O Zangado

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Bump.

1) Chris Packham,, the Beeb's overpaid ecomentalist, Attenborough walt and friend of winged vermin.
2) Anna Soubry.. No I wouldn't, not ever, no matter how desperate or how drunk. Trust me on this.
3) Greta Thunderbird (and her parents who thought that unprotected sex was a good idea).
4) Malala Yousafzai. Get three score years and ten of experience under your belt before you preach.
5) Sashimi, citizen of Islamic State and/or Pakistan and her legal aid funded lawyers in Londonistan.
6) Emma Thompson for flying first class all the way from LA to lecture us on climate change.
7) Pamela Anderson. Pornstar and University of Plastic Surgery (failed). See also 6).
8 ) All the Larry Grayson walts in Jeremy's shadow closet cabinet.
9) All the mongtard electorate of Brighton Pavilion who voted for Caroline Lucas.
10) Paul Pogba for having an ego to make even a Frenchman blush. Oh, hang on a minute.....

And breathe.

OZ
 
Hipsters and the shops that pander to their obsessions.
Those so self righteous prats who wear man buns.
chuggers.
knobs who ride bicycles along canal towpaths and do not warn you of their impending presence.
little old ladies who insist on feeding flying rats, in town centres.
Teen mums who cross the road, with a baby in a pushchair, pissing about texting.
Beggars with smart phones.
Ditzy females with more holes in their jeans than material.
Reverse hatted cnuts who cut you up on the motorways, in their go faster prat mobiles.
Asian women in mercs and big , 4+4's, they never acknowledge when you let them out.
MP's.
Self righteous pricks in the media who tell us" You mustn't eat this, drink that, drive them" Fcuk em!
football pundits.
Adverts on TV about saving for death, especially that prat and his next door dopey northern neighbour.
 

DaveDaffe

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SpongeBob fucking Square pants followed by Victoria Beckham and let me think about the rest

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All remoaners.
Some people just don’t know when to pull their horns in! You have a small difference of opinion with some cunt who can’t see past the end of his nose and he wants to do something nasty to you.

Well fuck you Adolf! You’re first on my list of brexiteers to get it! :)
 

Old wino

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Not sure if this has been discussed but the Love Island fuck wits would all get shoved in, and preferably anyone that watches that utter shite


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