If this had happened in an american airport

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  1. If this had happened in an american airport,compared to glasgow !!

    Eyewitness accounts.


    America :"Oh my God! there was a man on fire,he was running about, i just ran for my life..i thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me"

    Glasgow "Cunt wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up n gave him a good boot,then decked him"

    America
    :"I just wanna get home,away from here..i just wanna get home,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow :"here shug,am no leaving here till am oan a Fcukin' plane!"

    America :"there was pandemonium,people were running in all directions,we didn't know what was hapening,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow :"Fcuk this fir a kerry oan,moan we ll get a pint in"

    America :"We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,and was trying to get into his trunk,i thought we were gonna die,i just ran for
    my life"

    Glasgow :"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty couldnae even open his boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to
    the baws"

    America :there was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow
    :"There wis a bang,yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"

    America :"i'm too traumatised even to speak,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow
    "here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it.
     
  2. Is there some humour I'm missing here?
     
  3. errrm. i think this post was on earlier on today and may have been binned once already... :scratch:
     
  4. Yeah saw it and then there it was, gone.
     
  5. Hope its gone again fkn soon - thought I was gunna die.

    BT. :lol: