If there was a UK coup what Government?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by re-stilly, Nov 2, 2011.

  1. Her Maj back in charge

    46 vote(s)
  2. Military Government

    9 vote(s)
  3. Free and Fair Elections

    11 vote(s)
  4. ARRSE cabinet, no Elections

    19 vote(s)
  5. ChaosAnarchy

    7 vote(s)

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  1. If we ever have a coup what form of Government would the Esteemed members of ARRSE like to see replace the current shower of shite
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    A military junta with the Queen at the top. With all left wing, liberal, human rights loving mother fuckers worked to death in a concentration camp.
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  3. A people's committee with the Queen at the top. With all right wing, repressive, racist, premature ejaculation, banker loving no mark mother fuckers worked to death in a concentration camp.
  4. queen in charge, all the 'sit on the fence, i'm alright jack, not bothered lentil loving fiaries worked to death in concentration camps.
  5. Queen in charge with the dickheads who claim to run the Armed Forces not allowed anywhere near anything vaguely important to the country.
  6. I'd prefer something like this.....


    ...I mean, we only ever get fucking muppets, we should choose the muppets who get a few laughs!
  7. I would say the Queen (God bless her) but she hasn't got long to go then it would be Charlie is me darling in charge,and he would make us all hug trees and read the Koran.So I would prefer an Arrser,one who takes no pissing about,no prisoners and has the respect of at least 90% of all Arrsers,,any candidates?.....
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  8. Boldnotold

    Boldnotold LE Book Reviewer

  9. Lets see

    Iron Duke - No prisoners, straight talking
    Auld Yin - Wise head on very old shoulders
    Meridian - A man that in love with porn has to be OK.
    Sluggy - Well because..
  10. With "Micawber" being one of the first I presume! ;-)
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  11. First, kill all the lawyers.
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  12. A benevolent dictatorship, working in the interest of the UK ONLY, ignoring the EU, UN, ECHR or any other self appointed bunch of do gooders!
    Stamping out corruption, controlling immigration, benefit fraud, dodgy Banking practices, crime, drugs! Stopping wasting our money on foreign aid to third world cesspits until they have a) stopped corruption & redistributed the aid/bribes misappropiated in the last few decades, b) got a sensible & working population control in place, c) stopped buying/developing weapons, d) are prepared to listen & approve of British proposals!
    All within the framework of the Monarchy!
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  13. I tried to put a 'like' under this post but my jackbooted, blackshirt wearing BlackBerry has decided to repress my freedom of expression and it won't let me.

    Tha bastard.

    Probably because it's raining.
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  14. A Republic on the point of losing ER II, lest we suffer Charles III. All Daily Mail readers, golfers, rover drivers, UKIP members, LinkedIn open networkers, bloggers, truthers, cricketers and boy bands turned into biofuel.
  15. military junta.
    but only after a few months of chaos, anarchy and total societal collapse............

    ........ i'll need the distraction to work through my hitlist.