If there was a UK coup what Government?

What post Coup Government would ARRSE prefer.

  • Her Maj back in charge

    Votes: 46 50.0%
  • Military Government

    Votes: 9 9.8%
  • Free and Fair Elections

    Votes: 11 12.0%
  • ARRSE cabinet, no Elections

    Votes: 19 20.7%
  • ChaosAnarchy

    Votes: 7 7.6%

  • Total voters
    92
#1
If we ever have a coup what form of Government would the Esteemed members of ARRSE like to see replace the current shower of shite
 
#2
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A military junta with the Queen at the top. With all left wing, liberal, human rights loving mother fuckers worked to death in a concentration camp.
 
#3
A people's committee with the Queen at the top. With all right wing, repressive, racist, premature ejaculation, banker loving no mark mother fuckers worked to death in a concentration camp.
 
#4
queen in charge, all the 'sit on the fence, i'm alright jack, not bothered lentil loving fiaries worked to death in concentration camps.
 
#6
I'd prefer something like this.....



...I mean, we only ever get fucking muppets, we should choose the muppets who get a few laughs!
 
#7
I would say the Queen (God bless her) but she hasn't got long to go then it would be Charlie is me darling in charge,and he would make us all hug trees and read the Koran.So I would prefer an Arrser,one who takes no pissing about,no prisoners and has the respect of at least 90% of all Arrsers,,any candidates?.....
 

Boldnotold

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
#9
I would say the Queen (God bless her) but she hasn't got long to go then it would be Charlie is me darling in charge,and he would make us all hug trees and read the Koran.So I would prefer an Arrser,one who takes no pissing about,no prisoners and has the respect of at least 90% of all Arrsers,,any candidates?.....
Lets see

Iron Duke - No prisoners, straight talking
Auld Yin - Wise head on very old shoulders
Meridian - A man that in love with porn has to be OK.
Sluggy - Well because..
 
#12
A benevolent dictatorship, working in the interest of the UK ONLY, ignoring the EU, UN, ECHR or any other self appointed bunch of do gooders!
Stamping out corruption, controlling immigration, benefit fraud, dodgy Banking practices, crime, drugs! Stopping wasting our money on foreign aid to third world cesspits until they have a) stopped corruption & redistributed the aid/bribes misappropiated in the last few decades, b) got a sensible & working population control in place, c) stopped buying/developing weapons, d) are prepared to listen & approve of British proposals!
All within the framework of the Monarchy!
 
#13
With "Micawber" being one of the first I presume! ;-)
I tried to put a 'like' under this post but my jackbooted, blackshirt wearing BlackBerry has decided to repress my freedom of expression and it won't let me.

Tha bastard.

Probably because it's raining.
 
#14
A Republic on the point of losing ER II, lest we suffer Charles III. All Daily Mail readers, golfers, rover drivers, UKIP members, LinkedIn open networkers, bloggers, truthers, cricketers and boy bands turned into biofuel.
 
#15
military junta.
but only after a few months of chaos, anarchy and total societal collapse............

........ i'll need the distraction to work through my hitlist.
 
#17
military junta.
but only after a few months of chaos, anarchy and total societal collapse............

........ i'll need the distraction to work through my hitlist.
That would be the result of a military junta anyway. We can't even decide how to wear a new uniform without six months of committee meetings and half the regiments of the Army doing their own thing anyway.
 

BuggerAll

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#18
Free and fair elections. I would make several changes to the current set up.

Recall. I would make the 'recall' of MP's possible so that the electorate can sack them if they become dissatisfied with their performance.

Whipping banned. I would make the practise of parliamentary 'whipping' illegal (although the real whipping of some politicians should be compulsory) so that the government would have to rely on the power of it's arguments rather than threats.

Proportional Representation. I would have some form of proportional representation although I have not settled on which I favour.

Actually bollox! We need a dictatorship. My government would...
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
New Goverment.
Head Sheds of the RAF.
Work days set to 9-5 (no 24 clock anymore).
Friday afternoons off.
No weekends
Any unit that pushes out 5k from London is elite.
 
#20
I'll go with Churchill's view:

"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."

No, you twat, I don't mean the dog off the car insurance adverts (He's way more right wing).
 

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