If the PM phoned you at home what would you say?

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  1. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7427297.stm

    If he phoned you at home what would you say to him?

    I would probably say hold on a minute I'll just get a pen then put the phone on the coffee table and carry on what I was doing. :wink:
  2. probably say something like

    "Yeah Yeah who is it really you're not fcking funny, thats a sh1te impression if you phone again I'm calling the pigs."
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    After much thought something along the lines of

    "FUCK OFF"
  4. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    You are a soulless characterless charlatan who I have no time to waste on. Do everyone a favour and go get a life outside politics. One question, does your phone do this? Tschüss....

    Short, sweet and I wouldn't even bother to swear. He is not worth the effort.
  5. "Hello, you have reached the office of DigitalGeek. Your call is important to us. In order to deal with your query please choose from the following options. To discuss how you have turned this country into a festering pile of shyte, press one. To discuss how you have failed to control immigration, press two. To discuss how you have allowed an entire generation to grow up with the IQ of a sea cucumber, press three. To discuss why you have allowed national pride to dissapear into a black hole, press four. To dicuss why you tax the living hide of the average working man or woman, whilst allowing MP's to claim millions in expenses, press five. Alternatively, if you want to speak to someone who will vote for you, please call Joderel Bank or SETI and they will put you in touch with our Alpha Centauri office, because they are probably the only people in the universe who will vote for you. Please press zero to hear the options again, or in other words, do us all a favour and FCUK OFF!"
  6. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    I'd ask him if he has had any job offers since he is going to be in his current employment for 18months max. If he hasn't had any then I'd offer him a job mowing my lawn- it would match his talents brilliantly after we got rid of the grass and had ornamental stone put it 7 years ago.
  7. Fcuk off cnut
  8. I met him out in the 'Stan. He asked me "Have you seen any action, have you seen any action, been up to musa quala?"
  9. Hello, W@nker. Please do the country a service and go and kill yourself. You fcuking waste of skin. :evil:
  10. I believe the question is "what wouldn't I say to him"?
  11. 'Sir, since you are so eminently qualified to lead a country in war time, I'd be really interested to hear your thoughts on our national strategy for victory in the War on Terror is? What that you say? The part time defense secretary you appointed doesn't have one? You, in fact, don't have the first fcuking clue what you're playing at? You and the last pr1ck have been sending British boys and girls off to sh1teholes for 7 years without any idea how we're going to finish it, and indeed are just hanging on the Yanks coattails now? Why, sir, then you must be one top fatherless cnut frequent m@sturbator, aren't you sir?'
  12. Hello Mr Brown, i have a pistol with one round, you can borrow it if you promise to do a good job on yourself and only drop it on the carpet.
    I had better load it for you and release the safety catch as you would'nt have a clue, but then you have heard this before.

  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    "Oooh, a Scottish accent. Fancy the pictures and a Ruby this Friday night?"

    Then track his number and post it here.
  14. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    :D me too, or go feckyourself you twaat I'm supposed to be exfecking directory!