If the MoD did the procurement for Darth Vaders Empire...

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  1. Following on form the OV10 thread in Aviation, I mused at the thought of the MoD doing the procurement for the Death Star. I decided that it would end up being called 'The Slightly Unwell Asteroid'.

    In a similar vein, what if the MoD did the procurement for Vaders Empire?

    What would Darth Vader actually end up with?
     

  2. Darth Vader's, Non-Violent Collective of Small Holdings and Allotments
     
  3. T.A. stormtroopers bitching about this being their second tour of Hoth in four years and how they're still wearing clone troopers helmets and armour.
     
  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    not-so-Super Star Destroyers?
     
  5. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

  6. Replace the darths leather uniform with PVC, its half the cost* never mind the problem with sweat and not at all heat retarded its not like the rebals could ever blow up the 'The Slightly Unwell Asteroid'



    * on paper once procured is should come in at 3 times the price and not fit
     
  7. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    The Death Start would run out of power because of all the iPod chargers and disabled lifts, it would only have enough room for two blast cannons because the requirements managers had been forced by outer centauri regulations to install ablution facilities for every race in the galaxy and it would have bankrupt the evil empire thus allowing the rebellion to win by default
     
  8. Cultural aware tempest soldiers? In multi-coloured armour to highlight their equality and diversity trg?
     
  9. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Press Release

    The Ministry of Defence is commited to procuring the very best of equipment for our soldiers. This is why we are especially proud to unveil the new All Terrain Armoured Transport, a vehicle with no design flaws whatsoever:

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  10. A deathstar that kept crashing and was slow as fcuk due to the fact it ran on Windows NT....
     
  11. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Our armed forces are the best trained and equiped in the universe. We have invested over 6 trillion Antaren Credits in equipment for the the conflict against the Rebel Alliance

    [​IMG]
     
  12. The droids would be on JAMES and be signed out to other units for an exercise or in the L.A.D. !
    Star Destroyers would divert to the nearest 'sunshine location' due to in flight technical faults.
    Demands would be refused as, "These aren't the parts you're looking for !"
     
  13. Some things will be the same as they always where, no matter how far in the future.
     

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