If she was fit but

A Hole Is The Goal

  • One leg - yep

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  • One leg - no

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  • Gwar - yep

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  • Gwar - get outta here

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  • One-legged gwar - yep

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • One-legged gwar - nope

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fat, one-legged gwar - yep

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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#1
only had one leg, would you?

What if she was a gwar as well? And if fat?
 
#2
Are you justifying your 'conquest' from the weekend?
 
#4
If she was a gwar and fat, she wouldn't be fit.

But the whole uniped thing wouldn't put me off. Less chance of her resisting if she can't cross her legs.
 
#5
smartascarrots said:
If she was a gwar and fat, she wouldn't be fit.

But the whole uniped thing wouldn't put me off. Less chance of her resisting if she can't cross her legs.
And more angles of entry.
 
#6
Bravo_Bravo said:
only had one leg, would you?

What if she was a gwar as well? And if fat?
So, B_B, I assume that your lady of choice last weekend was overweight, one-legged and a gwar and you are feeling guilty at being somewhat less of a gentleman first thing on Monday morning?

There isn't anything you can do now, other than seek absolution of your sins from the Arrse congregation. A full report will be necessary. With piccies, of course! :twisted:

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#8
either that or jealous, a one legged, boss eyed gwar.......

You'll be telling us next, she had freckles as well...
 
#15
Used to be a german bird in Lippstadt with one leg the challenge was to claim the artifial leg as a trophy.
One of the chefs got off with her went back to her place lights went out bird undresses thud,thud,thud,thud,thud hops over to the bed,does her aware of the stump pressing in his gut.Artifial leg appears in chefs bar job done.
 

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