If she was fit but

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bravo_Bravo, Dec 4, 2008.

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  1. One leg - yep

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  2. One leg - no

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  3. Gwar - yep

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  4. Gwar - get outta here

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  5. One-legged gwar - yep

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  6. One-legged gwar - nope

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  7. Fat, one-legged gwar - yep

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  1. only had one leg, would you?

    What if she was a gwar as well? And if fat?
  2. Are you justifying your 'conquest' from the weekend?
  3. More like an aspiration...
  4. If she was a gwar and fat, she wouldn't be fit.

    But the whole uniped thing wouldn't put me off. Less chance of her resisting if she can't cross her legs.
  5. And more angles of entry.
  6. So, B_B, I assume that your lady of choice last weekend was overweight, one-legged and a gwar and you are feeling guilty at being somewhat less of a gentleman first thing on Monday morning?

    There isn't anything you can do now, other than seek absolution of your sins from the Arrse congregation. A full report will be necessary. With piccies, of course! :twisted:

  7. Damn you lot are sharp...
  8. squeekingsapper

    squeekingsapper LE Reviewer

    either that or jealous, a one legged, boss eyed gwar.......

    You'll be telling us next, she had freckles as well...
  9. What the feck's a gwar?
  10. :D I'll be particularly amused if you are one.
  11. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    Legs, arms, no legs, no arms.

    No difference to me!!!
  12. Aha I looked it up on urbandictionary.com and I'll have you know I'm a brunette thankyou!
  13. I don't believe you, put a photo in the gallery so we can make sure. :twisted:
  14. Female, check
    Pulse, check

    Hair and limbs are just an added bonus you fussy git
  15. Used to be a german bird in Lippstadt with one leg the challenge was to claim the artifial leg as a trophy.
    One of the chefs got off with her went back to her place lights went out bird undresses thud,thud,thud,thud,thud hops over to the bed,does her aware of the stump pressing in his gut.Artifial leg appears in chefs bar job done.