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If only we had crocodiles in the Thames.

#1
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the Thames

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

"Down the other side of the Thames near the parking lot by the Parliament.

"Same here. Hmm.. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase."
 

Pyrex

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#2
themonsstar said:
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the Thames

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

"Down the other side of the Thames near the parking lot by the Parliament.

"Same here. Hmm.. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an * and a briefcase."
American crocodile was he?

If he was British, he would have said "Car park".
 
#4
kurt_ruby said:
http://www.arrse.com/cpgn2/Jokes/jid=1489/cid=2/sortby=time/ad=desc.html

Works better with australians. 8)
We will feed you to the dropbears, cobber...feet first :wink:
 
#7
If they tried it down the Swale, the Kingos would have nicked more.
 
#8
If we had crocodiles in the Thames i wouldnt have to worry about all the whores body's that i've dumped in there over the years! Croccy would scoff them all!
 

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