If only this were legal...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Jun 14, 2012.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

     
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  2. Haha, love it!

    Has this advert been banned as well?
     
  3. Brilliant,,,I'm of to buy one,,,,(Dart not Chav)
     
  4. Load the darts with puffadder venom and you've got my vote.
     
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  5. Fuck tranquilizing them! Blast them with an L1A1 and rid the world of the chav scum :)
     
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  6. What's wrong with benzene, Dr Mengele?
     
  7. Fuck's sake, man, PERSEC!
     
  8. Sorry


    Signed: Igor.
     
  9. If only... I'm glad I'm out of Windsor for Royal Ascot this year, as when the days racing is finished they [the chav/essex/cheshire types] decamp en masse from Ascot, invade Windsor and basically ruin the place for us local yokels.
     
  10. Get yourself a chav tranquiliser gun and rid lovely Windsor of the problem. You'd be a hero!
     
  11. And I thought this would be a thread about young barely-clad jailbait

    :sad:
     
  12. It's been left for you to start
     
  13. Try the ACF forum.
     
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  14. Maybe later when I'm at home, my IT department are already naffed-off with me googling for Transexuals and 'Naked athletes'

    Any of you, or are you more 'Jail-time'??
     
  15. I will save your eyes the full horror but I am too old to be considered jail bait