If only if it had been fatal

PC Nigel Snell said "We are trying to establish exactly what happened".

Hmm. Let´s think. A 23 year old footballer player (ie thick but with loads of cash, and highly testostrony) driving a car, the capabilities of which probably outstrip the driving capabilites of the driver.....

The same as countless other young lads, who buy cars that are either "souped up", or are death traps, (depending onthe drivers fiscal standing) or they steal top of the range cars. The cars take THEM on a merry ride, and the inevitable happens.

This is why I reckon there should be "fams" exams for types of car... ie small and shitty (fiesta), medium (astra, fabia), large medium (passat), large (s max), super (mitsubishi 4x4), sports (Range Rover sport), enhanced (ferrairs). Although to be fair the farrahis do do a fams course of their own, already (IIRC).
It's not his fault. The wall wasn't ten yards back.

I wonder how long he rolled around on the floor clutching his face


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Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Don't chavs normally ride Mopeds
I'm in two minds about whether it should have been fatal or not; if it was, then obviously we don't have to look at his ugly face again, but the sickening tributes in the tabloids, the the chav martyr status he would achieve, the piles of tacky "tributes" and all the "RIP Ronaldo" T-shirts which some idiot would make to sell to other idiots would be too annoying to bear.

At least the fcuker's probably got a sore nose and hopefully a phobia of cars.


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Bonzo_Dog said:

I wonder how long he rolled around on the floor clutching his face

:D :D :D :D

According to Ferguson road tunnels are always targeting Ronaldo 8O
Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.
200k wasted that could've been better used elsewhere. ****!


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After interviewing the Portugese soccer ace Manchester Police have arrested a man who was ten miles away at the time and sent him to jail for dangerous driving, leaving the scene of an accident and child abuse.

:wink: said Ronaldo


Acting true to form he should have rolled around and got the coppers to breathalise team-mate Van de Sar driving behind him and blaming him for the accident and get him hauled off to the nick.

Must be a reformed character then.


Bonzo_Dog said:

I wonder how long he rolled around on the floor clutching his face
Haha! "You aint hurt! You're PATHETIC!"

Mr T should induce his justice to smug cnut footballers nation wide with the tracks of his tank.
Apparently, Ronaldo claims he saw Rooney in his rear-mirror so deliberately drove into the wall in a bid to win 3 penalty points...


Perhaps when he advertised that crappy little Suzuki Swift he should have accepted the offer of a freebie.

Edited to delete superfluity.


Which means he's a good footie player, but a totally crap driver.

200 grand.

I bet Gazza had nothing on him, when he saw if front end. :pukel: (couldn´t find a crying emoticon, so one spewing instead!)

Do footy players get paid overtime?

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