If I were P.M.

#3
I increased defence, policing, courts & prisons, and education; and slashed social services. I loved the 'news report' I got at the end. Lots of good stuff in the 'well it will be this and it will be that' category, but then the scaremongering maybe's and possibly's.

It's almost as if Sky had an editorial agenda, or something...
 
#5
100bil spending taxes up 66%, created a police state and te perfect empire! got a few good quotes "north korea says britian has made a bold and brave move" - "the police are saying aslong as the members of the public mind their manners and behave they wont get stepped on!"
 
#6
Taxes up by 3% but should not have shaved my genitalia, bent over and called out to known paedophiles "Coohee, over here!"
 
#7
callum13 said:
100bil spending taxes up 66%, created a police state and te perfect empire! got a few good quotes "north korea says britian has made a bold and brave move" - "the police are saying aslong as the members of the public mind their manners and behave they wont get stepped on!"
I achieved the same with tax raise of only 31%! :D
 
#9
Taxes cut by 16%
Accused by the world of warmongering after a incresae of 500% in defence spending.
Sadly to do both of these things some things had to suffer, unprecedented amounts of poeple dying of ill health (average life expectancy reduced dramatically) and living on the streets (they were all a financial burden on the taxpayer anyway)
Oh and apparently I made 780,000 odd University Lecturers unemployed while I was at it
 
#10
Tax laughter, not that they would get anything, as there is bugger all to laugh about!

Not make statements that are there just for the press "SPIN"!

Have a personallity transplant! "Get One"!

And stop saying BEFORE WE CAME TO POWER! FFS how long does it take?
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
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#11
Taxes down 6%
I am a dictator of the worst kind and a warmonger
All hail T_B_S or you will end up in one of my new prisons( or temporary ' camps') after my new police force has arrested you and my new courts have jailed you
Saved money on the Enviroment and slashed £100 million off benefits
The doleys can work in my new coal fired power stations and the re opened pits the rest can work on my nice new motor ways (remind you of any one)
More money for the army,tansport and industry and a fortune spent on flags and portraits of me

All hail me :D
 

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