If I Was in Charge - Crime

#2
Reintroduce the death penalty (hanging) and apply it retrospectively to a fair few of our prisoners.

Send some prisoners back to their native lands.

Repeal the HRA.

Find some sensible bobby to run the police. Disband ACPO.

Fire half the other buggers in the home office.

Shoot Jacki Smith

Shoot Peter Mandleson

Shoot Ian Blair

Shoot Peter Mandleson again

Issue a warrant for Bliar's arrest for war crimes. Freeze all his assets.

Round up everyone accused of having links to the IRA, UDA, UVF etc and lock them up.

Reintroduce corporal punishment in schools and as legal punishment.

Watch crime levels plummet.

Have pie and chips for lunch.
 
#3
Reduce paperwork loads for the Police by employing admin assistants for shifts. Bin the whole PCSO idea, serving PCSO's would be offered the chance to apply for the Police proper, or serve in a civilian support role.

I'd also look into the allocation and purchasing of uniforms, vehicles, kit etc.
Why do all forces not use the same uniforms? This would make recognition of PC's easier iff all coppers looked the same. Also would make purchasing (bulk buys?) cheaper. Same with kit such as batons, firearms, vests, etc.
As for the vehicles, now I understand why some more rural forces would need more of a mix of soft-roaders and LandRovers, and why a heavily urban force would have more of a need for smaller cars; but why for the majority of cars is there a difference in types. Surely it would be cheaper buying all Astra's or Focus's instead of each individual force buying what they want. The whole police service in the UK would have greater purchasing power than Hampshire, Yorkshire, The Met, seperately. Also I would have all Police forces in the same livery on vehicles.
Staying on vehicles, surely there are better cars to use than a diesel Astra or Mondeo. I know I would feel more intimidated being chased by something like an Impreza or Evo (Police Interceptors) or even something like a Vauxhall Monaro or BMW M5.
 

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#4
Shoot Mandelson a couple more times, in the face, with a shotgun, just in case Bravo was sloppy.
 
#5
House all ASBO kids in the FIBUA village at SENTA or Copehill down

Remove the eyeballs of car thieves on a 3 strikes and out basis - no see no drive.

Carry a kilo of cocaine and any drug dealer caught can snort the lot on the spot - a sort of Police goodwill gesture

Lock up the drunk and disorderly on Sat night, have a fastrack court on Monday and fine of £500. Not released until paid by family or mate.

Follow the Mayor of Arizonas lead with tough prison conditions. A tented camp on Dartmoor will be ok

Certain crimes would warrant a "new" community service - being an escapee on an escape and evasion exercise.
 
#6
Give the police their powers back. Get rid of the euopean human rights laws. Put sin bins in every town where any scrote /chav that causes trouble is locked up straight off the street untill they appear in court.

Stop all 50% remission on sentances. Rapists Kiddie fiddlers and murderers get life that maens life.
 
#7
reform the police into three seperate forces like the French - an armed paramilitary force akin to the crs that took care of serious shit, a state/regional force for burglary/murder/fraud etc and a local force for minor crime, traffic and anti social stuff.

Use offshore island as a feeder/quarantine station for immigration - another series of islands could be used for criminals as a cheap and easy prison camp a la escape from new York - ship nonces there and leave them to look after themselves!

Public floggings (rattan cane/birch) and reintroduction of the stocks as pusishment for low level crimes.
 
#8
I'd never get anything done. Because I'd be very, very drunk!
 
#9
jimnicebutdim said:
Reduce paperwork loads for the Police by employing admin assistants for shifts. Bin the whole PCSO idea, serving PCSO's would be offered the chance to apply for the Police proper, or serve in a civilian support role.

I'd also look into the allocation and purchasing of uniforms, vehicles, kit etc.
Why do all forces not use the same uniforms? This would make recognition of PC's easier iff all coppers looked the same. Also would make purchasing (bulk buys?) cheaper. Same with kit such as batons, firearms, vests, etc.
As for the vehicles, now I understand why some more rural forces would need more of a mix of soft-roaders and LandRovers, and why a heavily urban force would have more of a need for smaller cars; but why for the majority of cars is there a difference in types. Surely it would be cheaper buying all Astra's or Focus's instead of each individual force buying what they want. The whole police service in the UK would have greater purchasing power than Hampshire, Yorkshire, The Met, seperately. Also I would have all Police forces in the same livery on vehicles.
Staying on vehicles, surely there are better cars to use than a diesel Astra or Mondeo. I know I would feel more intimidated being chased by something like an Impreza or Evo (Police Interceptors) or even something like a Vauxhall Monaro or BMW M5.
Stop being so sensible :D
 
#10
Bring back the death sentence. No question.

Corporal punishment for minor offences. It would be public too.

Jails and correctional facilities should be a feared punishment. To that end, all inmates / prisoners would work in some form of civil programme, cleaning roads, drains etc and doing general work in and around the community.

They would also be given bread and water to eat with vitamin supplement pills on the side. No TV, no radio, no proper food, no talking, no hot water, no pleasantries at all.

ANYONE from a foreign country that commits any from of offence will be deported to their country of origin with no chance of re-entry (family too if the crime is that of murder, rape, armed robbery etc)

Any youths that are found drinking on the street, causing a disturbance, breech of the peace will be punished and their parents forced into some form of class to be a better parent and not let your cnut of a child go off the rails whilst you stay in your shitty house and drink till you forget the misery of your sad little life ( :x )

Then I'd get drunk and hunt chavs with a big fcuk off knife!
 
#11
Bravo_Zulu said:
Reintroduce the death penalty (hanging) and apply it retrospectively to a fair few of our prisoners.

Send some prisoners back to their native lands.

Repeal the HRA.

Find some sensible bobby to run the police. Disband ACPO.

Fire half the other buggers in the home office.

Shoot Jacki Smith

Shoot Peter Mandleson

Shoot Ian Blair

Shoot Peter Mandleson again

Issue a warrant for Bliar's arrest for war crimes. Freeze all his assets.

Round up everyone accused of having links to the IRA, UDA, UVF etc and lock them up.

Reintroduce corporal punishment in schools and as legal punishment.

Watch crime levels plummet.

Have pie and chips for lunch.
You'd need a hand with that lot. PM me if you need any help.
 
#12
Is this a slow news day that NAAFI bollox is leaking into Current Affairs.



A clue for Meridian and other creators of guff threads. In CA you post threads about what is happening in the news, in the NAAFI you can post whatever you want.


:roll:
 
#13
Sven said:
Is this a slow news day that NAAFI bollox is leaking into Current Affairs.



A clue for Meridian and other creators of guff threads. In CA you post threads about what is happening in the news, in the NAAFI you can post whatever you want.


:roll:
When did you take over ownership of the site?

:roll:

Tubs

Edited to add: I know this isn't the NAAFI but you're still a cunt.
 
#16
Look to cut costs by cutting police civillian staff with fewer semi-retired police officers on special contracts. Police civil staff renamed Police auxillary, put into uniform and bought into a police disicipline structure based on the army act.

Professionalise the Special Constabulary by paying them and making it compulsary to turn up once you are in.

Ditch the business ethic and start running police divisions like Inf Battalions, Leadership over management. selection and training courses to emphasise this at all levels.

Bring back the term Force.

Disband TSG in its current form and rotate all officers through it after intensive work up like in Hong Kong. The new Police Tactical Unit to be national in nature. Possiby including Ghurka support units on the Singapore model.

Nationalise UK police force under the former MPS's leadership. All IT and paperwork to be nationwide, Get rid of SOCA, look to cut MI5, after all we are all fishing in same pool. Get rid of immigration service, transfer staff and responsibilty to police make organisation 24/7 with its computers linked to PNC. use PTU for illiegal immigration sweeps in public places.

Royal UK Constabulary to aim to be THE last word in world policing. "Paramilitary" not to be dirty word.

All officers to carry Glocks, MP5's or similar carried by Borough Support Units and area cars. All to carry Taser. If this can be done by PSNI why not here?

Police primacy extended to all inter-agency partnership working, local police commanders given powers to direct operations of Education departments, Social Services Depts etc in areas which touch on police mission, Child Protection to become a police responsibility.

Ditch crummy uniform and helmet, replaced with S95 in blue and berets or hardened baseball hats. get r of naff name badges.

Introduce handeld fingerprint and facial recognition systems and Blackberrys for remote working.

More Sergeants supervising fewer PC's fewer endless levels of civil staff management. Get rid of all that HR inspired admin like PDR's who reads them anyway?

What exactly does a Police authority do? Is it neccessary really? Would ideally ditch and replace with more officers.

Paramilitary border units charged with patrolling land and sea borders either in our own boats or in partnership with Navy regular stopping and inspection of ships asing through UK waters,

Reintroduce proper residential training courses at disicplined training centres, scrap IPLDP course to be pass/ fail.

Form overseas policing units to assist armed forces abroad, have them based at an RAF base packed and ready to move at momments notice cross train in search and rescue as well as executive policing and training, when not deployed should be adjunct to the Commissioners national public order reserve or assisiting police forces in UK dependancies and commonwealth countries.

Provide training and personnel to countries that have influence over UK crime patterns, eg jamiaca, China, Balkans etc.

Police to be allowed to have pride in itself and stop apologising, Political correctness to be discouraged...

Replace speed cameras with proper traffic patrols, bring back some common sense in who gets reported, that being said police to carryout random drink and drug driving tests, mandatory disqualification for no insurance, prison for taxi touting.

I could go on and on.............

Trotsky
 
#18
Sven said:
Is this a slow news day that NAAFI bollox is leaking into Current Affairs.



A clue for Meridian and other creators of guff threads. In CA you post threads about what is happening in the news, in the NAAFI you can post whatever you want.


:roll:
I put it in current affairs, news and analysis because I wanted a serious discussion, OK some of the obvious answers are a bit NAAFI but so what.

You will note that I haven't felt the need to tell people off like some nerdy school teacher and I will refrain from telling you to fcuk off for telling me this is a guff thread or even calling you a tedious bellend, thats not my style.

So come on then Sven, rather than crayoning all over this thread lets see the colour of your money, the original question is

If you were in charge of crime policy, what would you do?
 
#20
Tubbyboy said:
Sven said:
Is this a slow news day that NAAFI bollox is leaking into Current Affairs.



A clue for Meridian and other creators of guff threads. In CA you post threads about what is happening in the news, in the NAAFI you can post whatever you want.


:roll:
When did you take over ownership of the site?

:roll:

Tubs

Edited to add: I know this isn't the NAAFI but you're still a cunt.
Whilst you are nothing
 

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