If I Upset any Scousers I am Sorry - Iraqui Footballer

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  1. OK got sent this joke today, i was laffing.

    Gerard Houllier Liverpool manager sends scouts out
    round
    the World looking for a new striker to replace Emile Heskey and
    hopefully
    win Liverpool the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi
    striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Gerard
    flies
    to Iraq to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to
    come
    over to Anfield.

    Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home to Everton with only 20
    minutes left. Houllier gives the young Iraqi striker the nod to go on
    and he
    takes off Emile Heskey.

    The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
    Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are
    delighted and
    the media love the new star.

    When he comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his
    first
    day in English football. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for
    20
    minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody
    loves
    me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love me". "Great,"
    says
    his Mum, "let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the
    street,
    your sister and I were beaten and your brother has joined a gang of
    looters,
    while you were having a great time".

    The young lad is very upset." What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry".
    "Sorry!" says his Mum, "It's your bloody fault that we moved to
    Liverpool in
    the first place!!
     
  2. Wait till I see you tomorrow Viki!!!!!!!

    I am so offended!
     
  3. Dale Im Shaking
     
  4. wow girl on girl action 8O