If I Upset any Scousers I am Sorry - Iraqui Footballer

#1
OK got sent this joke today, i was laffing.

Gerard Houllier Liverpool manager sends scouts out
round
the World looking for a new striker to replace Emile Heskey and
hopefully
win Liverpool the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi
striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Gerard
flies
to Iraq to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to
come
over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home to Everton with only 20
minutes left. Houllier gives the young Iraqi striker the nod to go on
and he
takes off Emile Heskey.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are
delighted and
the media love the new star.

When he comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his
first
day in English football. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for
20
minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody
loves
me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love me". "Great,"
says
his Mum, "let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the
street,
your sister and I were beaten and your brother has joined a gang of
looters,
while you were having a great time".

The young lad is very upset." What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry".
"Sorry!" says his Mum, "It's your bloody fault that we moved to
Liverpool in
the first place!!
 
#2
Wait till I see you tomorrow Viki!!!!!!!

I am so offended!
 
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