If I start smoking a pipe will people think I'm a c*nt?

#1
Allreet lads?
I am a two and a half pack a day smoker and am thinking of taking up smoking a pipe for the following reasons:
  • Cheaper
  • Less harmfull to health
  • My little boy has asthma (I never smoke in the house) but apparently he can pick up cigarette toxins from my clothing.
I am 44 and can not bring myself to smoke roll ups as it seems a bit "Walton" and "Strangeways". Therefore, do you think I will look like a w*nker smoking a pipe or at 44 I am enough of an old duffer to get away with it?
 
#3
Your son picking up cigarette toxins from your clothing is about as likely as your daughter becomming pregnant from using the bath that you once wanked in.

I reckon you would look daft with a pipe, but then I smoke roll ups so who the fuck cares what I say. Pipes, in my non qualified opinion, would probably do more damage to your gums and teeth. Can't you just find someone who does cheap fags?

MB
 

TheIronDuke

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Book Reviewer
#5
Smoking a pipe is like wearing pink. If you cant carry it off with absolute confidence you will look like a wanker. So practice at home. Its amazing how many birds love the smell of a pipe and if like me you go for a half billiard they think you are Sherlock Holmes.
 
#7
Bushmills,
Easier just to quit, Hard to begin with but as time goes on you,ll feel less like you need a tab, Would your wee boy not be affected the same way
by the toxins on your clothes by pipe baccy?
I found chewing gum helped me stop smoking and unlike with a pipe, you won,t look like someone from a pathe news film.
 
#8
Allreet lads?
I am a two and a half pack a day smoker and am thinking of taking up smoking a pipe for the following reasons:
  • Cheaper
  • Less harmfull to health
  • My little boy has asthma (I never smoke in the house) but apparently he can pick up cigarette toxins from my clothing.
I am 44 and can not bring myself to smoke roll ups as it seems a bit "Walton" and "Strangeways". Therefore, do you think I will look like a w*nker smoking a pipe or at 44 I am enough of an old duffer to get away with it?
If you desire to smoke a pipe it will confirm your predilection for little boys anus's and the sweet tang of a pubeless perinium..
 
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pp0470

Guest
#9
Get down the docs and ask for 'Champix' - they do work, take away the craving when trying to quit - and give you crazy dreams to boot.

Or switch to a 'natural tobacco' - i.e. no benzine, formalahide, etc added. I knocked 50 secs off my 1.5 time when I switched!

p.s. Yes you'll look like a cunt with a pipe. Either quit or commit and stop this fannying about.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#11
Although I don't like the word, yes you will look like a cunt!
 
#13
Allreet lads?
I am a two and a half pack a day smoker and am thinking of taking up smoking a pipe for the following reasons:
  • Cheaper
  • Less harmfull to health
  • My little boy has asthma (I never smoke in the house) but apparently he can pick up cigarette toxins from my clothing.
I am 44 and can not bring myself to smoke roll ups as it seems a bit "Walton" and "Strangeways". Therefore, do you think I will look like a w*nker smoking a pipe or at 44 I am enough of an old duffer to get away with it?
it also adds a visual full stop to whatever you're saying and looks to be good for gesturing whilst speaking like a country gent. why not grow a moustache to go with it?
 
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goatrutar

Guest
#14
Get down the docs and ask for 'Champix' - they do work, take away the craving when trying to quit - and give you crazy dreams to boot.

Or switch to a 'natural tobacco' - i.e. no benzine, formalahide, etc added. I knocked 50 secs off my 1.5 time when I switched!

p.s. Yes you'll look like a cunt with a pipe. Either quit or commit and stop this fannying about.
Tried champix. Didn't work. Plus it sends some people mental.
 
#15
Get a pipe. Lock yourself into your bathroom. Strike a pose with your pipe in your mouth in front of the mirror. Do you look like Sherlock Holmes? Do you look like a craggy-jawed 1940s matinee idol cast as the skipper of a destroyer, or as a dashing fighter pilot? Do you look wise? Interesting? Trustworthy and dependable? No. You just look like a twat. Break the pipe in two. Throw it in the bin. Unlock the door and exit the bathroom, vowing as you do so to give up smoking all together.
 
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goatrutar

Guest
#16
Allreet lads?
I am a two and a half pack a day smoker and am thinking of taking up smoking a pipe for the following reasons:
  • Cheaper
  • Less harmfull to health
  • My little boy has asthma (I never smoke in the house) but apparently he can pick up cigarette toxins from my clothing.
I am 44 and can not bring myself to smoke roll ups as it seems a bit "Walton" and "Strangeways". Therefore, do you think I will look like a w*nker smoking a pipe or at 44 I am enough of an old duffer to get away with it?
Have you tried cigars? Nice big cuban cigars are fucking choice. Or find someone who'll sell you some chop chop.
 
#19
If you want to take up a pipe in the name of all that is unholy do not end up smoking something that smells like a mixture of shredded tyres and farmyard dung heap. There is an old bastard in my local who smokes some foul, acrid stuff in his pipe and even though he smokes outside he carries the stench in with him.

Clamping a pipe onto your existing habit is a real danger so make sure it is substitute, not an addition.

Anyhoo, if you are going to do it, do it properly.

Hookah Shop - The Leading UK Supplier for Hookah and Shisha Pipes!
 

TheIronDuke

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#20
Do you look like Sherlock Holmes? Do you look like a craggy-jawed 1940s matinee idol cast as the skipper of a destroyer, or as a dashing fighter pilot? Do you look wise? Interesting? Trustworthy and dependable?
Fucking persec you bastard.
 

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