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If I had 40 million...

#1
Seeing that robbery in the news got me thinking of what I would do with £40 million.

Top of the list at the moment is a tropical island, with a secret lair.... :D
 
#5
SCoy said:
Seeing that robbery in the news got me thinking of what I would do with £40 million.

Top of the list at the moment is a tropical island, with a secret lair.... :D
When you do the compound interest rate on £40m - the answer is whatever you want to, when you want to. :D
 
#7
There are 13,983,816 possible combinations in the Lottery. With the accumulated winnings, I could win every prize every week (apart from those shared) for almost a couple of months! :)
 
#10
theoriginalphantom said:
SCoy said:
Seeing that robbery in the news got me thinking of what I would do with £40 million.

Top of the list at the moment is a tropical island, with a secret lair.... :D
and sharks, with fricking lazer beams on their heads.
Of course...it goes without saying...FLYING MONKEYS!!! :D :p
 
#12
I'd turn to my girlfriend and say

"i've won the lottery .... 40 million, pack your bags love"

"why where are we off then ,.... somewhere exotic?"

"not me..... you .... f uck off" :D






That joke can be found if required in a retirement home near eastbourne.
 
#15
Though it might put a strain on my marriage, I would happily spring the dosh for an annual salary, for a good looking woman, whose only job was to sit by the side of my bog and lick my ricker clean, every time I had a sh-it.

Fcuk me, she'd be earning her wages. It would be like eating a marmite soaked brillo pad, once a day. I'd throw in a Listerine allowance, so it wouldn't be all bad.

Considering how hairy my hole is, I reckon it's 50-50 whether this would end up costing as much as the bumwipe paper I get through every week.

I'd happily pay £40k a year for the position, which I would entitle

"Sphincter Management Coordinator"
 
#17
convoy_cock said:
Though it might put a strain on my marriage, I would happily spring the dosh for an annual salary, for a good looking woman, whose only job was to sit by the side of my bog and lick my ricker clean, every time I had a sh-it.

Fcuk me, she'd be earning her wages. It would be like eating a marmite soaked brillo pad, once a day. I'd throw in a Listerine allowance, so it wouldn't be all bad.

Considering how hairy my hole is, I reckon it's 50-50 whether this would end up costing as much as the bumwipe paper I get through every week.

I'd happily pay £40k a year for the position, which I would entitle

"Sphincter Management Coordinator"
But she would be able to floss for free with all the hoop hair, so I think you are being a bit generous with the Listerine allowance.
 
#18
Mighty_Blighty said:
convoy_cock said:
Though it might put a strain on my marriage, I would happily spring the dosh for an annual salary, for a good looking woman, whose only job was to sit by the side of my bog and lick my ricker clean, every time I had a sh-it.

Fcuk me, she'd be earning her wages. It would be like eating a marmite soaked brillo pad, once a day. I'd throw in a Listerine allowance, so it wouldn't be all bad.

Considering how hairy my hole is, I reckon it's 50-50 whether this would end up costing as much as the bumwipe paper I get through every week.

I'd happily pay £40k a year for the position, which I would entitle

"Sphincter Management Coordinator"
But she would be able to floss for free with all the hoop hair, so I think you are being a bit generous with the Listerine allowance.
That's a fair one, but the peeyabs would only be able to remove the tomato seeds and sweetcorn. She'd need the Listerine to get to the back of her tongue. Otherwise, after a couple of days, it'd look like she'd been scoffing Kiwi Dark Tan.

I reckon that if she collected the clocksprings from her teeth after my daily ablutions, she would have enough in a week, to allow her to enter a Tom Selleck lookalike competition.
 
#19
40 million pounds...roughly $60 mil. I'd buy a beach house in the Philippines, then open up a combination club/hotel/wh***house in Manilla. A girl would come with every room. The club would be modeled after a cool club I remember in Memphis, 4 different rooms, each with a band that specializes in a different kind of music, and one room with a big screen that plays movies all night. Plus a beer bar that has beer from every country on the globe.
 
#20
`I would pay poor people to fight on camera or even better poor family would have to eat one of there children alive on TV the nation would vote which one.
 

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