If Glasgow has happened in a US airport


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If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow Eyewitness

America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i just
ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"

Glasgow "Bawbag wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good
boot, then decked him"

America:" I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I
thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:" here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

America:" there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we
didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

America:" We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and
was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran
for my life"

Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae
even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot
to the baws"

America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was
gonna die"

Glasgow:" There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it
wis like that"

America:" I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be
oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

& finally, two quotes from an eye-witness......... John Smeaton (these are

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news. The interviewer asked
"What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow
we'll just set about you"

John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy and
he said "me and other folk were just tryin to get the boot in and some other
guy banjoed him" !


Police have named the two bombers from Glasgow as Sinjed Maheed, and Sinjed Majeep


Actual quote from one of the apprehenders.

"He was going crazy, just lashing out at everyone and babbling pish in a foreign language the whole time. I've heard people say since that he was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me. Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls but he didn't go down. He just kept on babbling his rubbish"
- Cabbie Alex McIlveen relates the tale of how he accosted a terrorist.
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