• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

If George Bush was a squaddie

#1
What sort of tasks should he be given? :twisted:

I think he would make great bait for a battalion ambush-simply organise it, show him in the killing ground long enough for word to go around (five minutes max, I reckon), stick him back in his box, massacre the seething hordes of enemy, then move him on to the next position and repeat the process.

Any suggestions ?(other than "f*ck off")
 
#3
puzzledgrunt said:
What sort of tasks should he be given? :twisted:

I think he would make great bait for a battalion ambush-simply organise it, show him in the killing ground long enough for word to go around (five minutes max, I reckon), stick him back in his box, massacre the seething hordes of enemy, then move him on to the next position and repeat the process.

Any suggestions ?(other than "f*ck off")
That would take courage on his part, so no doubt he would go AWOL.
 
#8
No to being a squaddie but he'd have no trouble getting one of them blue uniforms on and working for sohdexo (or whatever the hell its called)... toilet cleaning, panbash etc

If its good enough for the current level of mongs and mlaaaars :geek: he'd should have no trouble fitting in.
 
#9
Self Propelled Moving Fig.11 ?


Unfortunately, can only be used at one range day.

Selling tickets soon at a tout near you!

All bids accepted. What would you pay to join this once in a lifetime opportunity????
 
#13
he'd be responsible for ND's and friendly fire, judging by his performance hitherto.
Oh, and he'd be in an outfit where you can turn up once in a while and punch your reserve status ticket.
 

Latest Threads