If Arrse was a UK or Irish city or town, which would it be?

#1
It occurred driving through my current stamping ground that each community has its 'feel' and 'mood'.

Living in Arrse-under-Barnacle with its culture of being and reacting certain ways, what community you've been in represents it best?
 

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#3
Badgers Drift in Midsomer County. The residents know that one adds milk to tea not the other way round. Occasionally there is an outbreak of bloody, gruesome murders which the genteel inhabitants simply take in their stride.

There is a pony which is stared at wistfully by a spooky ginger child from over the river.
 
#4
Badgers Drift in Midsomer County. The residents know that one adds milk to tea not the other way round. Occasionally there is an outbreak of bloody, gruesome murders which the genteel inhabitants simply take in their stride.

There is a pony which is stared at wistfully by a spooky ginger child from over the river.
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I have no idea what you mean.
 
#5
Christmas Pieabad. A small, ancient, quintessentially English village nestling amongst farm fields below the Hogs Back in leafy Surrey. The residents have just installed a stoning pit so that they can stone wimmin to death for no particular reason.

The vicar of the local church has been beheaded as an infidel and an Imam is being sent over from Islamabad to cater for the villagers pastoral needs.

The new Mosque is coming along nicely and the villages ancient church is due for explosive demolition next Tuesday week.

Allah Akbar!
 
#6
Any village in the Cotswolds.

It all looks spit spot on the outside, but behind closed doors, it's wall-to-wall filth and alcoholism.
 
#7
London to be honest. Jokes aside, the site has lots of different types of people. However, I think a better question would to be ask if the NAAFI area was a town or city....
 
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#10
London to be honest. Jokes aside, the site has lots of different types of people. However, I think a better question would to be ask if the NAAFI area was a town or city....
The NAAFI is an Institution. A pre-Care-in-the-Community kind of Institution.
 
#13
Bloody daft question with an obvious answer

Walmington-on-Sea

All the characters are here
 
#15
Ollerton, or Mansfield at a push. Both have their posh sides, but rely on the filthy underbelly of society to oil the social wheels.
 
#16
Not quite a town or city but HMP Wakefield (largest maximum security prison in the UK), predominantly due to the abundance of abusive 'tards and sex pests.
 
#19
were not that bad
and sure wernt ya born a civvy and with the grace of god ya will die in your bed many years from now
as a civvy
You've about as much chance of winding Badger_Heed up as Mick Philpott getting a Fathers Day card.
 

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