Right, loathe it or love it, the umpteenth Bond is about to be released. Now, the question is, who would play whom? Now, logically as Bond is 'feared by his enemies, adored by his nation and trained by the navy' (copyright some fcuking muppet 2 1/2 ringer who was chasing his 3rd in a horrendously embarassing 1997 recruitment campaign) it should be the Senior Service who plays Bond, i.e. Me, however whilst I can do the Sean Connery 'arched eyebrows' thingy, being a matelot, I shouldn't be trusted with bang sticks so therefore I am happy to be ruled out and am quite content to be 'drunken matelot in dodgy bar in Dubai sniffing after anything with a pulse and a shadow no 413' whilst directing it. Who are your nominations? Slug has already mentioned that she wants to be the streetwhore who gets banged like a sh1t house door in a force 9.