If ARRSE did advertising..........

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by PrinceAlbert, Mar 17, 2011.

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  1. PrinceAlbert

    PrinceAlbert Guest

    Saatchi and Saatchi would be shitting themselves.

    I'm quite happy with the results considering I'm using MS Paint on my work laptop.

    Gents.....in your own time:
     

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  2. oh dear :) It'll all end in the padre pumping himself into a frenzy and bursting a blood vessel.
    Is it a German Marmite mining town?
     
  3. the_wolf

    the_wolf War Hero

    Now youve gone and put everyone to shame with your purdy pictures.

    I do however love some 'Dickin Cider'. Made by Farmer Joe Dickin in deepest darkest Cornwall (probably), everyone loves some 'Dickin Cider'.

    Yeah, i borrowed that from a spoof radio advert which rather amused me, so what, wanna fight about it?
     
  4. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Frustrated at work? Join the RLC TODAY and solve the armys logistic problems!
     

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  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    There, fixed that for you mate - no need for thanks.
     
  6. PrinceAlbert

    PrinceAlbert Guest

    Now now. No cut and pastes, or already available images. I want to see some real effort. ARRSEs own unique advertising........
     
  7. No, i'm sure I was correct, please support the poor marmite miners it's a declining industry.
     
  8. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    They are not declining around here, mucker, Udon Thani is full of Marmite Cowboys! (Don't come here just yet, its fucking freezing - about 12 C at the mo).
     
  9. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    I'm a piss artist not a real fucking artist!
     
  10. I've heard one or two bad things about the place but it can't have been that bad. Look at fatty on the left

    Holocaust walt?
     
  11. Some of us don't work for HMG so don't have time to piss about on PS!
     
  12. Interesting way to get a blow job whilst riding a bike.
     
  13. PrinceAlbert

    PrinceAlbert Guest

    Poor time management my friend......there's always time to piss about!

    Photoshop?!! I fucking wish! It would have taken me 5 mins with PS. I'm using MS Paint....
     
  14. I've got the full Adobe as well as CorelDraw and I'm gash at both but have perfected doing things with my tongue stuck out.
     
  15. Dribbling down your shirt?