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If ARRSE and MumsNet had a car park rammy, who would win?

A car park straight go. No weapons. Who would win?

  • ARRSE

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  • Marry me, lovely Iron Duke

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  • Total voters
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TheIronDuke

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Book Reviewer
#1
Tough one.

MumsNet has four members who boil jam and rabbits in Surrey and who shriek in horrible falsetto voices like boiled hens.

Yet the demented bolemic harridans get picture features in the Sunday Times, and political leaders seek their shallow useless kitchen sink opinions.

The ARRSE is populated by Nordic Sex God Warriors and one or two Welsh people. Does anybody from the Big Papers ask what we think? They do not.

The best we can expect is when Her Majestys Royal Navy crashes a ship into a continent and we all take the piss.

But if it came to a ruck in a pub car park, who would win?
 
#2
I think the Prime Minister should do a live chat in the Naafi on arrse.

Anyway, my vote is that the Mumsnet lot would hammer the Arrsers in a toe to toe, the reason being that the Mumsnet lot are all genuine nutters, where as I am convinced that 99% of Arrsers are Walts, or at best TA. The only genuine hardcases on the site is a certain Mr Golden and a certain Baron Shortbread...
 
#5
you have truly lost the plot
but if they're as fucked up as the missus is
then we've got no chance and i for one welcome our be-titted pre-menstrual overladies from hell
 
#6
Thaddeus said:
ARRSE would win, it's a man thing.
We'd win as a group. But if it was a single, 1 on 1 match, with Whet and a Warrior MILF, I'd go for the MILF. Don't want to put a bet on a guy who falls asleep at the drop of a hat fighting for our honour. :twisted:
 
#7
Who cares, they'll wait in the pub car park until we're ready. And they'd better have the engine running and dinner in the oven.
 
#8
nebapneb said:
you have truly lost the plot
but if they're as fucked up as the missus is
then we've got no chance and i for one welcome our be-titted pre-menstrual overladies from hell
we've been here all along, waiting for our chance to dominate...mwahahahahahaha
 

Joker62

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Book Reviewer
#14
scuba_angel said:
mac_uk said:
scuba_angel said:
Thaddeus said:
ARRSE would win, it's a man thing.

What about the arrsemaidens?
Sorry mate, Law of Armed Conflict and the Geneva Convention prevent you lot being used
I don't think any of us are chefs.....
You're not wrong, I heard that Arrsemaidens catering skills only go as far as switching on the kettle for Pot Noodles and microwave burgers and pies.
 

Sixty

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Book Reviewer
#17
PR_Totty said:
Mumsnet would destroy ARRSE - they have 400,000 members.

The worm is turning. The Two Ronnies had it on the nail.

The Worm That Turned
Well yes, but how many are actually mums? How many are attracted to the glamour of it and claim to be mums to bask in the reflected glory?

Are they counting part-time mums under the One Mum ethos?
 

Joker62

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Book Reviewer
#18
bigbird67 said:
Joker62 said:
You're not wrong, I heard that Arrsemaidens catering skills only go as far as switching on the kettle for Pot Noodles and microwave burgers and pies.
8O you're meant to MICROWAVE the burgers???
It's only a recommendation, BB, something to do with making ittaste better, but what would I know, I can cook proper food.
 
#20
Joker62 said:
bigbird67 said:
Joker62 said:
You're not wrong, I heard that Arrsemaidens catering skills only go as far as switching on the kettle for Pot Noodles and microwave burgers and pies.
8O you're meant to MICROWAVE the burgers???
It's only a recommendation, BB, something to do with making ittaste better, but what would I know, I can cook proper food.
BB I was only told yesterday you're meant to take it out of the chewy wrappers first. 8O
 

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