Tough one. MumsNet has four members who boil jam and rabbits in Surrey and who shriek in horrible falsetto voices like boiled hens. Yet the demented bolemic harridans get picture features in the Sunday Times, and political leaders seek their shallow useless kitchen sink opinions. The ARRSE is populated by Nordic Sex God Warriors and one or two Welsh people. Does anybody from the Big Papers ask what we think? They do not. The best we can expect is when Her Majestys Royal Navy crashes a ship into a continent and we all take the piss. But if it came to a ruck in a pub car park, who would win?