Idiot walks into army careers office

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  1. Idiot walks into an army careers office wanting to join the Army and he's confronted by a crusty Major

    MAJOR you can't just walk in off the street, you need to pass a couple of tests first. Tell you what, here's a stick of Dynamite, go blow something up

    IDIOT ahhh hhaa hha okay then

    so the Idiot walks away with the Dynamite and a few minutes later a huge explosion is heard. The Major looks out the window, and out of the billowing smoke walks the Idiot gurning away

    IDIOT aahhha ha haaahh there, i've blown something up

    MAJOR so you have, very good, now it's the intelligence test; how many letters in the alphabet

    IDIOT aahh ahh hha 24

    MAJOR no, think again

    IDIOT aahh hhahh hah 24

    MAJOR no, there's 26

    IDIOT no, there's 24, I've just blown up B & Q