Idiot of the day -- too thick to be a student

Skint student who spent her first year at university partying launches an online campaign to help clear her overdraft

  • Emma McCormick, 18, spent student loan on alcohol and nights out
  • Newcastle University student is now thousands of pounds in debt
  • She had launched a GoFundMe account asking people to donate cash
  • Miss McCormick wants to go travelling but has only raised £10 so far
Skint student launches an online campaign to help clear her overdraft

[In all major papers too]

Even better, she can't even spell University!
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The history and politics student said: "I went to visit a lot of friends at different universities and it all added up.


"I went to Glasgow three times, Edinburgh once, Liverpool twice. I got a flight to Bristol."


Well fvck me, the 3 years I spent living on a student grant and only going out once a week were obviously a total waste of time! I'm surprised that she has the brains to walk and talk simultaneously.

Weapons free. I'm off to seethe quietly in a Daily Telegraph sort of way
 
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I have just checked and her "gofundme" page has now been removed :(

I was going to donate £0.00 just for the fun of it.
 
Skint student who spent her first year at university partying launches an online campaign to help clear her overdraft

  • Emma McCormick, 18, spent student loan on alcohol and nights out
  • Newcastle University student is now thousands of pounds in debt
  • She had launched a GoFundMe account asking people to donate cash
  • Miss McCormick wants to go travelling but has only raised £10 so far
Skint student launches an online campaign to help clear her overdraft

[In all major papers too]

Even better, she can't even spell University!
33E55BE500000578-0-image-a-48_1462541228182.jpg


The history and politics student said: "I went to visit a lot of friends at different universities and it all added up.


"I went to Glasgow three times, Edinburgh once, Liverpool twice. I got a flight to Bristol."


Well fvck me, the 3 years I spent living on a student grant and only going out once a night were obviously a total waste of time! I'm surprised that she has the brains to walk and talk simultaneously.

Weapons free. I'm off to seethe quietly in a Daily Telegraph sort of way

Pfft. I'm a grown man and I can only afford to go out once a night too.

What a knob. Exacerbated by being from Belfast. Could only be worse if she was a scouser.

Still, she's quite fit. Fiver a hand job. I could keep her busy here in Sligo.
 
Why does she just not get a part time job? I worked full time during my summers and temped in term time when I was at uni.
 
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Looking at the photo, I doubt it.
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There's a definite before and after thing going on there, reference her employment by the Men Of Arrse.

'Huzzah! The Men Of Arrse have offered me a job'

'Boo Hoo. Din't like it'
 
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Ciggie

GCM
Ah, the intellectual classes of Britain today...give it 5 years...University Challenge...can you spell your full name ?..............er, pass.
 
You only went out once a night...? Most of us go out 4-5 times a night at least.


Is that going out, or going out,out?

 

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