Idiot of the day -- too thick to be a student

[Dark_Nit]

Skint student who spent her first year at university partying launches an online campaign to help clear her overdraft

• Emma McCormick, 18, spent student loan on alcohol and nights out

• Newcastle University student is now thousands of pounds in debt

• She had launched a GoFundMe account asking people to donate cash

• Miss McCormick wants to go travelling but has only raised £10 so far

Skint student launches an online campaign to help clear her overdraft

[In all major papers too]

Even better, she can't even spell University!

The history and politics student said: "I went to visit a lot of friends at different universities and it all added up.


"I went to Glasgow three times, Edinburgh once, Liverpool twice. I got a flight to Bristol."

Well fvck me, the 3 years I spent living on a student grant and only going out once a week were obviously a total waste of time! I'm surprised that she has the brains to walk and talk simultaneously.

Weapons free. I'm off to seethe quietly in a Daily Telegraph sort of way

 

[AdminVortex]

I can think of a way she might make a few quid...

 

[Porkbrain]

I can think of a way she might make a few quid...

Looking at the photo, I doubt it.

 

[Gravdigger]

I can think of a way she might make a few quid...

By the looks of her, a very few quid.

 

[lacrabat]

I wonder what her views on Cecil Rhodes are?

 

[Dark_Nit]

I have just checked and her "gofundme" page has now been removed

I was going to donate £0.00 just for the fun of it.

 

[Egg on Leggs]

In my experience, she is thick enough to be a student.

 

[Offendi]

Skint student who spent her first year at university partying launches an online campaign to help clear her overdraft

• Emma McCormick, 18, spent student loan on alcohol and nights out

• Newcastle University student is now thousands of pounds in debt

• She had launched a GoFundMe account asking people to donate cash

• Miss McCormick wants to go travelling but has only raised £10 so far

Skint student launches an online campaign to help clear her overdraft

[In all major papers too]

Even better, she can't even spell University!

The history and politics student said: "I went to visit a lot of friends at different universities and it all added up.


"I went to Glasgow three times, Edinburgh once, Liverpool twice. I got a flight to Bristol."

Well fvck me, the 3 years I spent living on a student grant and only going out once a night were obviously a total waste of time! I'm surprised that she has the brains to walk and talk simultaneously.

Weapons free. I'm off to seethe quietly in a Daily Telegraph sort of way

Pfft. I'm a grown man and I can only afford to go out once a night too.

What a knob. Exacerbated by being from Belfast. Could only be worse if she was a scouser.

Still, she's quite fit. Fiver a hand job. I could keep her busy here in Sligo.

 

[AdminVortex]

I could make her total haul £10.50 for some utterly unspeakable acts....

 

[LordVonHarley]

Why does she just not get a part time job? I worked full time during my summers and temped in term time when I was at uni.

 

[Offendi]

Looking at the photo, I doubt it.

There's a definite before and after thing going on there, reference her employment by the Men Of Arrse.

'Huzzah! The Men Of Arrse have offered me a job'

'Boo Hoo. Din't like it'

 

[Dark_Nit]

Why does she just not get a part time job? I worked full time during my summers and tempted in term time when I was at uni.

Really! Who did you tempt? Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Bris]

living on a student grant and only going out once a night

You only went out once a night...? Most of us go out 4-5 times a night at least.

 

[Dark_Nit]

You only went out once a night...? Most of us go out 4-5 times a night at least.

Edited! Once a week! Blonde syndrome.

 

[Ciggie]

Ah, the intellectual classes of Britain today...give it 5 years...University Challenge...can you spell your full name ?..............er, pass.

 

[dingerr]

I wonder what her views on Cecil Rhodes are?

She probably thinks he not a bad chef, but his hair style is well out of date.

 

[Murphy_Slaw]

You only went out once a night...? Most of us go out 4-5 times a night at least.

Is that going out, or going out,out?

 

[Bris]

Ah, the intellectual classes of Britain today...give it 5 years...University Challenge...can you spell your full name ?..............er, pass.

@Good CO @Bad CO - Ciggie is calling someone thick. Can we have a hypocrite button now please?

 

[Provost]

You only went out once a night...? Most of us get up 4-5 times a night at least.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[dingerr]

Is that going out, or going out,out?

The only comedian who practices being unfunny, the dull cockney cünt, I've had more laughs at a Methodist's piss up.