Now it's nice to see that my neighbour makes the effort to fly the flag for Blighty by, well flying the Union Jack. But the cockstand pi55es me off. Conversation with him was as follows. Me: Nice flag, there is something wrong with it though. Him: It's my f***ing flag I can fly it if I want, it aint racist Me: No, it's not racist, but most days you fly it upside down. Him: Eh? Me (rolling eyes): It's upside down, look at the thickness of the white stripes. Him: B0lloks no such thing as upside down. Is it just me being petty or should I pop out at night and swap his upside down Union Jack for a set of his wife's knickers?