......Getting in the sh!t with ya missus.... Inspired by the love bites thread.... SITREP: You've gone out with the lads (naturally, squaddies) on a night of serious alcohol abuse. 4 am roles around and through the alco haze you see a filthy looking munter..... you wake in the morning to find you have recieved an incriminating mark on your body from a night of wild shagging with someone from the easier half of the opposite sex (Love bites, whip marks and stubborn lipstick stain around the base of your knob, you try and remove all evidence... ....With half an hour before seeing your missus for your erotic weekend away, which she's been looking forward to, and nagging you about for weeks, you realise you won't be able to rid yourself of the evidence. What would you do..... RULES: No not showing up, All excessive clothing must be plausible or at least debatable. Think of it as a test of initive..... and face it, it might come in handy one day!