Ideas needed for Armed Forces section of a new porn/funny website

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by NamegasmSam, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Hello all,

    This is a genuine request for input!

    My website is a rude/adult video and ringtone site with the twist that all of the clips are personalised – so instead of a girl having a good rub and screaming “oh god” when she orgasms, she actually screams your name (or your mates if it’s one of the wind-up clips!).

    I had the idea for the website about a year ago and I had a damn good look on t’internet but couldn’t find anyone doing personalised orgasm clips. So, here I am a year later and I’m just about ready to launch. Somewhere along the line, as well as producing “namegasm” clips for individuals, I had an idea that I could get some done for specific regiments / units as a bit of a laugh for you guys.

    I’ve already had some generic ones filmed (where the girls are namegasming for “squaddies”, “paras”, etc) but I want to do a whole load more. I’ve got 2 filming sessions booked this month specifically for this, the first is with one of the UK’s top porn actresses - so if you fancy getting your unit a Porn Mascot video clip suggest here and I’ll get as many done as possible!

    I’ve also got a session booked with Grandma Libby - the oldest working pornstar in the UK – to film some “wind-up” clips. The wind-up clips are for people to send to their mates, for example I’ve had some done where Libby is naked and saying “thanks XXXXXX for a great shag and it really doesn’t matter about your premature orgasm or tiny little cock”. So, if you’ve got any suggestions as to what Libby could be saying to any group in particular - your colleagues in the Navy for example - then I’d love to hear!

    All suggestions are very welcome and really appreciated!

    Sam
     
  2. Well it sounds good, the first in line has got to be a wayne rooney, closely followed by william hague/boyfriend, sorry assistant
     
  3. There are people who really want to buy this shit?
     
  4. Yes, they are usually aged around 16.
     
  5. Who gives a toss about the site? This guy knows whores and porn stars. He's my new best friend
     
  6. Personal for Andrew Sachs

    Hi Andwew, this is Jonafan and Wussel, we are double penetwating your gwandaughter.
     
  7. Like your style revmodes!

    We did do an England clip ready for the World Cup (shame the website wasn't though) in which Wayne gets a mention - maybe I should send it to the News of the World! It was my England shirt the very sexy Havana was wearing so it's not been washed since!
     
  8. I assume that this can also be applied to;

    Walts
    Mongs
    Gwars
    The Welsh etc. etc.
     
  9. Brilliant. This is exactly why I posted on here! (Although I have no idea what Walts, Mongs, Gwars are at the moment!? The Welsh I'm familiar with!) Thanks Vastatio, you can have your own personal namegasm for that!
     
  10. Thanks Sam; Walts are sad wankers who pretend to be SAS/Paras/Selous Scouts etc. Mongs are our chromosomally challenged, window licking friends, and Gwars are redheads. Not sure about the Welsh though.
     
  11. Thanks Vastatio. I've got the beginnings of an idea for a script for Walts.

    How about the scene opens with, say Shay Hendrix, the VERY hot pornstar, lying naked on a bed saying. "Hello there, I hear you are something special, something tough, something mean." Cut to Grandma Libby, also naked on a bed saying "but the truth is you're just a Walt and couldn't even pull me." Maybe give Libby a butt plug? Dunno. It definitely needs work, but we're onto something!

    The site lets you email the clips to people, so it's perfect for targeting numpties! That's Brizzle for Mongs I guess!
     
  12. A man love video clip for 3 Para Mortars would do well. And that would not be in the wind up section.
     
  13. I think Albertous just raised the stakes!
     
  14. How about some ideas for clips we could do for our friends in the US Military - surely there must be some decent friendly rivalries?