Ideas needed for Armed Forces section of a new porn/funny website

#1
Hello all,

This is a genuine request for input!

My website is a rude/adult video and ringtone site with the twist that all of the clips are personalised – so instead of a girl having a good rub and screaming “oh god” when she orgasms, she actually screams your name (or your mates if it’s one of the wind-up clips!).

I had the idea for the website about a year ago and I had a damn good look on t’internet but couldn’t find anyone doing personalised orgasm clips. So, here I am a year later and I’m just about ready to launch. Somewhere along the line, as well as producing “namegasm” clips for individuals, I had an idea that I could get some done for specific regiments / units as a bit of a laugh for you guys.

I’ve already had some generic ones filmed (where the girls are namegasming for “squaddies”, “paras”, etc) but I want to do a whole load more. I’ve got 2 filming sessions booked this month specifically for this, the first is with one of the UK’s top porn actresses - so if you fancy getting your unit a Porn Mascot video clip suggest here and I’ll get as many done as possible!

I’ve also got a session booked with Grandma Libby - the oldest working pornstar in the UK – to film some “wind-up” clips. The wind-up clips are for people to send to their mates, for example I’ve had some done where Libby is naked and saying “thanks XXXXXX for a great shag and it really doesn’t matter about your premature orgasm or tiny little cock”. So, if you’ve got any suggestions as to what Libby could be saying to any group in particular - your colleagues in the Navy for example - then I’d love to hear!

All suggestions are very welcome and really appreciated!

Sam
 
#2
Well it sounds good, the first in line has got to be a wayne rooney, closely followed by william hague/boyfriend, sorry assistant
 
#5
#6
Who gives a toss about the site? This guy knows whores and porn stars. He's my new best friend
 
#8
Like your style revmodes!

We did do an England clip ready for the World Cup (shame the website wasn't though) in which Wayne gets a mention - maybe I should send it to the News of the World! It was my England shirt the very sexy Havana was wearing so it's not been washed since!
 
#9
I assume that this can also be applied to;

Walts
Mongs
Gwars
The Welsh etc. etc.
 
#10
I assume that this can also be applied to;

Walts
Mongs
Gwars
The Welsh etc. etc.
Brilliant. This is exactly why I posted on here! (Although I have no idea what Walts, Mongs, Gwars are at the moment!? The Welsh I'm familiar with!) Thanks Vastatio, you can have your own personal namegasm for that!
 
#11
Thanks Sam; Walts are sad wankers who pretend to be SAS/Paras/Selous Scouts etc. Mongs are our chromosomally challenged, window licking friends, and Gwars are redheads. Not sure about the Welsh though.
 
#12
Thanks Sam; Walts are sad wankers who pretend to be SAS/Paras/Selous Scouts etc. Mongs are our chromosomally challenged, window licking friends, and Gwars are redheads. Not sure about the Welsh though.
Thanks Vastatio. I've got the beginnings of an idea for a script for Walts.

How about the scene opens with, say Shay Hendrix, the VERY hot pornstar, lying naked on a bed saying. "Hello there, I hear you are something special, something tough, something mean." Cut to Grandma Libby, also naked on a bed saying "but the truth is you're just a Walt and couldn't even pull me." Maybe give Libby a butt plug? Dunno. It definitely needs work, but we're onto something!

The site lets you email the clips to people, so it's perfect for targeting numpties! That's Brizzle for Mongs I guess!
 
#13
A man love video clip for 3 Para Mortars would do well. And that would not be in the wind up section.
 
#16
Would you be contributing financially to Arrse, as a sponsor for example, by way of thanks, or is this thread merely an interactive advert? Think carefully, and read the site rules, before answering.
 
#17
Where the hell is Wales?
Mr D you seem to be revealing an unhealth interest in whale porn? Is there something you would like to tell us or shall we submit an advice request on the "Dear Ravers" thread on your behalf? :)
 
#18
Don't forget the four types of female orgasm:
1. The Positive - "Oh yes yes yes!"
2. The Negative - "Oh no no no!"
3. The Religious - "Oh god oh god oh god!"
4. The Fake - "Oh [insert mate's name here]"
 
#19
Joe-Private - Would you be contributing financially to Arrse, as a sponsor for example, by way of thanks, or is this thread merely an interactive advert? Think carefully, and read the site rules, before answering.
So, someone comes along and wants to do something for us for free, you know, just to give us a bit of a giggle. Something a bit different for a change. Then you come along and start quoting rules of the site.

Thanks for that, you penis.
 
#20
Thanks Oldbighead, you are spot on. I was hoping that I'd give you guys a bit of a giggle but Joe_Private also has a point. Let one spammer in and the place will be overrun with them.

I’m not a spammer though, and in my defence Joe, I deliberately haven't mentioned the website address in any of my posts - I hate spam as much as everyone else, and my intention was an honest one, simply to get a fun thread going and hopefully generate some cracking good ideas I can get filmed for you guys. But you are right, and I donated to ARRSE earlier today – although I did so when I wasn’t logged in so I don’t think I’ll get my donation medal on my profile - but I promise you I have.

I will also commit now on this forum to donating all of the profit from any of the Armed Forces related clips to “Help for Heroes”. This was always my intention and once I launch properly hopefully loads of people back in the UK will send these clips to their serving mates and some (extra) good can come from porn.

By the way, all the girls have genuinely enjoyed filming the few clips I’ve already had done for you guys in the Armed Forces and they want to do more!
 

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