Ideas for stitching people up

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  1. Anyone got any real gems on how stitch housemates up? I mean well and truely stitching them up? But without breaking the law.
  2. Cut their tendons while they sleep
  3. excellent. keep them coming. preferably within the law though.
  4. With a needle and thread. Sew all their orifices shut. Rub the lotion on your skin ...
  5. Any use

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  6. Give them rohypnol then take them to a gay club...
  7. hahahaha
  8. Nail gun all their shoes to the ceiling and shite in their pants drawer.
  9. Send their mum dirty text messages from their phone.
  10. Pay snail to stalk them..
  11. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Deep heat on their underwear.

    Buy a Scotch Bonnet chilli and rub it around their toothbrush.
  12. Move house while they're on holiday.
  13. Pickled onions in their pockets (tried and tested).
  14. excellent ideas, keep them coming! all bein noted down. will conduct the 'do-able' ones and let you know how they go! in the meantime lets have some more please!