Ideas for prezies

Arrse I need your help!!!!!!!
Right, Its Sunday evening and my other half turns 30 on Tuesday. I went out gift shopping on Saturday and came back with a new circular saw for myself, it's fab but I think if I tried to give it to her for the big Three Oh, she would use it to remove my family jewels.

Budget: Up to £200
Back Ground: She a Nurse, Redhead, Scottish. I'm the toy boy.

I Need Ideas!!!!!!
give her the circular saw on full revs, she is a nurse so she should be able to treat herself. she is a gwar so it is only fair.
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
give her the circular saw on full revs, she is a nurse so she should be able to treat herself. she is a gwar so it is only fair.
But on the other hand I'm colossal pervert and like redheads.
Fist her gaping arrsehole in Topshop window then crowbar the base of her spine, kiss her tenderly on the lips and announce you're off on a caribou fcuking weekend to Godthab.

Good luck
buy her some 4x2 and make sawdust together

i bought my wife a chair but she would not plug it in

seriously, spa, sauna, manicure, massage. nurses work fuggin ard and deserve pampering and while she is out knock up some shelves.

diamonds, should go down well
or a rampant rabbit and anne summers clothing

or one of them expensive nurse belts and a pocket watch
MDN - You're a sick sick man...... though I might ask for some forbiden loving when it's my bithday.

The Bulter - Good Idea, short listed.

Suits U - Gadget belts for Nurses? tell me more please.
do the romance thing, (cheap) romantic walk followed by (cheap) romantic picnic, then spend the 200 nicker on a grade A piss up so good she doesn't remember anything and when asks how good it was in the morning reply fantastic!
A fancy fob watch. They don't cost a lot and you can get it engraved perhaps. Then the £150 on anne-summers and booze!

marital aids and some cheap argos jewellery. keep the change!
Alternatively romantic meal at the Harvester/Toby Carvery and a night at the Travelodge. Again ample change left over and everyones a winner!
Interflora a bunch of flowers to where she works, never fails to win brownie points as she can show off to all her mates how much you love her / are under the thumb (delete as applicable)
Then tell her you have arranged something special for the weekend , buying you valuable breathing space.
You know it makes sense
Just make sure you do something she`d like or your ass will be in a sling!!
I beleive that Boots , WH Smith do vouchers for health spas, racing car driving etc. Could work.

Edited for poo punctuation and spelling
oldbloke said:
Typical squaddy replies :D Get her a pamper day as someone suggested. They love it. You've left it a bit late like!
Pamper Days are good but she gets the whole massage/cooking (I've been banned from the facials) combo off me already.

Any Arrse Maidens out there with sound advice?


With that budget, consider buying some smellies that are far beyond what she would usually spend on herself. Some Jo Malone perfume and body cream (possibly a ridiculously expensive scented candle) will certainly do the trick.

They will also wrap itv ery nicely for you, so it looks the part.

Stupidly expensive for what it is, but grand gestures work wonders!
silk lingerie.........all a woman needs

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