Idea's for post!

Discussion in 'Infantry' started by xxGARY_GLITTERxx, Jun 22, 2011.

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  1. any good idea's for what to send out in the post to a mate in afghan, and any frontline infantry here who found anything that was sent out to them partically usefull/nice?
     
  2. From what I hear popular choices include backdated editions of soldier magazine , 1metric ton of sand, an old **** sock and a DVD labelled hardcore porn that has exactly 13 seconds of nudity before switching to 9 episodes of Barney translated into Yiddish. Hope this helps
     
  3. 'a DVD labelled hardcore porn that has exactly 13 seconds of nudity before switching to 9 episodes of Barney translated into Yiddish.'

    Brilliant, spot on.
     
  4. Some cheese would go down well.
     
  5. ice cubes too. high in demand.
     
  6. If they smoke a zippo with no wick or fuel goes down well. A bottle of their favourite tipple with shampoo instead of alcohol and one of those hats with an umbrella on is a must
     
  7. already thought of the ice cubes, but cheese is inspired! any other ideas?
     
  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    Send him a link for the search function on this site! It's very useful!!!
     
  9. A tin of sardines with a small hole in lid. Always found that worthwhile.
     
  10. Boldnotold

    Boldnotold LE Book Reviewer

    Jar of pickled onions, slightly unscrewed?
     
  11. **** sake lads try and be serious for once, the bloke wants some sound advice here not a personal piss taking session!

    Yeah, anyway mate get as many wooly hats together as you can find and send them out to him and his mates. They will be well chuffed.
     
  12. wooly hats, roger, might send some gloves, scarves etc as well!

    ps i think we've covered all the comedy with this subject, is there anything that i can send that is actually usefull in any way at all?
     
  13. Some crayons, Nothing better than seeing how many you can insert up your nose whilst on stag.
     
  14. Or writing his patrol reports if he is of the para fraternity.
     
  15. HHH

    HHH LE

    As I said above, use the search function, there's loads of threads about this topic.