Ideas for Morale box for mate on Herrick.

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  1. I've got a mate deployed on Herrick at the moment and I'm after ideas for a care package.

    So far I've got a load of German pregnant porn printed off and laminated, a 2 gb mem stick full of grot and some baby wipes. (can you see what I'm getting at here?)

    Any suggestions are more than welcome.
  2. I suggest he's not really a mucker if you don't know what he likes.
  3. A fly swat might come in useful soon. If you want to send something useful.

    Otherwise a slice of pizza or a large doner kebab.
  4. i got a mills and boon type erotic fiction book, read it eventually and found it to be a great source of material, its probably the only type of porn that isnt widely available in theatre.

    some veet for waxing his balls for R&R, most hilarious for everyone else in the tent when he leaves it on too long
  5. You're right, I think he's a right cunt.
  6. Rotten doner kebab it is then!
  7. Biltong and a 500Gb or 1 Terabyte external hard drive loaded with movies, series, porn and the drivers to play them.
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  8. An empty can of Wobbly.
  9. TurtleHead

    TurtleHead Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    My suggestion, and its just a suggestion, act on it at your discretion, is an inflatible arm band and 2 pieces of liver
  10. Send him a kipper.

    No rush, second class post will do.
  11. A dead rat or mouse in cling film
  12. I've already suggested that.
  13. Alternatively send something useful.
  14. Send him a photo of you rooting his bird.