I like to watch Game Shows on my looted plasma TV. I hear that you can get BIG money by selling an idea for a new game show to the TV boffins, clever people that they are. My idea is a show called Da House. Presented by Joe Pasquale, contestants have to run hilariously around a house in the studio, answering basic house-type questions for points. You know. In the kitchen section: "What type of vessel do you boil water in?" In the bedroom: "Is it acceptable if you shit the bed, to shove the chod down to the bottom end and scrape it up in the morning?". If contestants answer correctly, they win a Wickes makeover ("it's got their name on it"). If they get an answer wrong, they have their house JDAMmed live on air and have to spend the rest of their lives living like a pikey. Any other game show ideas that I could steal?