Ideal last-minute Xmas presents.

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Ciggie

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Apparently men will buy anything at the last minute..... I was toying with buying a bottle of bleach for the ex- and sellotaping a Baileys label to it.
 
De-icer is handy this time of year and what she doesn't drink you can use on your motor.
 

BratMedic

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Try drinking 5 litres you tedious ****.
:)that's hardly in the spirit of peace and goodwill to all men is it? Mind you, it did make me larf a bit.
 

Kirkz

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5 liters of engine oil and a spare pack of headlight bulbs coupled with a cheap bunch of flowers usually goes down a treat.
 
A nice salad if she's on the large side - give hee the one scraped off a doner kebab - the chilli sauce is a little bonus for her.
 
5 liters of engine oil and a spare pack of headlight bulbs coupled with a cheap bunch of flowers usually goes down a treat.
Just spent the day driving around Cornwall delivering floral gifts as a favour to the local florist, to find that, mysteriously, there's a few bits of various greenery in the back of the car.

Merry Christmas, Mrs Clampers.
 

The_Duke

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Locked. I may bother to merge the posts into the "all Christmas shit in here" thread.

Then again, I might not bother.
 
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