Ideal drinking buddies

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  1. Okay, your in the bar sat around the table with 4 others who you consider to be the ideal drinking gang, dead or alive - who are they?
    I'd choose
    1. Billy Connolly
    2. Winston Churchill
    3. Prince Phillip
    4. Brian Clough

    time to get the beers in.
  2. 1. Vladimir Peniakoff, aka Popski, of Popskis' Private Army - the best WW2 book I have ever read
    2. Vivian Stanshall
    3. Louise Brookes, 1920s screen Goddess
    4. The twat that has kept SPYGLASS and its gargantuan admin chain in service...bloody airbottles in this day and age, ask the sodding Fire Brigade what TI is like today mutter mutter grumble curse God I'd put him right
  3. 1. TE Lawrence
    2. My pa
    3. Shaka
    4. Cecil Rhodes

    or, if I was in a less serious mood

    1. Billy Connolly
    2. POD (just to drool over)
    3. Keith Moon (Irish Rugby captain to tap off with later - yup, like 'em big and interesting looking........)
    4. Baldrick, to get the rounds in.
  4. 1. Immanuel Kant
    2. Ludwig Wittgenstein
    3. Friedrich Nietzsche
    4. Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

    Maximus 'Bruce' Strides
  5. #1 - Ernest Hemingway
    #2 - Casius Clay / Muhammad Ali (might not drink a lot)
    #3 - Michael Palin
    #4 - Andie McDowell
  6. pink
    bill bailey
    johnny vegas
    ronnie barker
  7. Spike Milligan
    Germaine Greer
    Ruby Wax
    Dalai Lama
  8. 1. Frank Skinner
    2. Mo Mowlam
    3. St Thomas More
    4. Nancy Mitford

    So long as I didn't have to try and chip in.

  9. Ollie Reed
    Barney Gumball
    George Best
    Richard Harris

    With that lot, I would look like a freecking T-totaler!
  10. I'm not telling! :wink:
  11. Oliver Cromwell
    Ayatollah Khomeini
    Lord and Lady Whiteadder
    Thomas 'Stonewall' Jackson

    Very interesting conversation and a very very cheap round :lol:
  12. jack dee
    lee evans
    tony blair (so it would b easier to kick the sh*t out of him when hes drunk)
    and.. ermmm...
    ricky gervais
  13. Ollie Reed

    Tony Benn

    John F. Kennedy

    Sir Mike Jackson
  14. Ghandi

    Douglas Hurd

    Dervla Murphy

    Norman Wisdom