Idea for names anyone??

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  1. Well, my stupid missus has only gone and got herself 2 kittens(the four legged variety) and has given then decidedly stupid names.

    So I was thinking if any of you out there had some ideas for interesting alt names for them so that I can annoy her :D
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    What has she called them first - we can do variations on the theme.

    I'd think that, for starters, 'Pu5sy' and 'B1tch' would be good.
  3. Dumb and dumber.... i hate cats!!!
  4. TREX - as in 'cooking fat'

    Rover, or if there's a black one, Nigger.
  5. Tess and Tickle.
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Why call them anything? Cats don't actually understand English, and would ignore anything you said in any case.
  7. They'll only wind up getting called the same as all other cats, "Get out of there" and "Leave that alone".

    As the old saying goes: dogs have owners, cats have staff.
  8. Cupid and Stunt

  9. Emily and Lily would you believe :(
    One of them has already sank his fangs in my hand and drawn blood the little fatherless.
    and the've been carrying out complete unloads in my bedroom :evil:
  10. Emily and Lily?

    And you say one of them has already sunk HIS fangs into you?

    You do realise that with aversion therapy the little feckers can be trained to remove themselves from your presence. It takes a bit of patience, but it can be done. My wife's flea-ball slinks out of the room when I walk in. Must have my Danners inprinted on its memory.
  11. Big C and little C
  12. How about Emily and Florence?

    They are both ladies I presume?
  13. Itchy and Scratchy
  14. Emily and Lily?? Christ on a stick....

    Just coz kittens are fluffy doesn't mean their names have to be.

    I rescued a white cat who had been called original, the great British animal lovers. I've had loads of cats, they do answer to their individual names, but usually end up being called a collective 'you fat barstewards'...

    What colours are they? My mate's black and white one is called Guinness. The other two are called Pixie and Dixie...guess which ones got name by his girlfriend. :roll:
  15. Classic :D