"Id rather be"

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  1. Most of us are somewhere shyte at the moment, have just come from there, or are due to go there.

    So, where would you rather be?

    I'd rather be balls deep in Amy Adams
  2. ...under the sea, in an octopus's garden......
  3. a paki than a hun
  4. Diddling Tabs, Liz, mwl, acl1981, boots, and slug although the last one is up for contention :)
  5. In bed with some random fat arrse tart!

    Licky licky :twisted: :lick:
  6. A male sex worker in thailand than a splitarrse
  7. Exactly where I am. Only ba' deep.
  8. Yawn.

  9. sticking my boot into ivygrad's face
  10. Nowhere other than where I am now.

    A happy chap.
  11. living out the stuff that happens in my mind, rather than just thunking it. :p
  12. Watching Ivygrad choke on a combination of semen, blood and treacle.
  13. Choking Ivygrad on a combination of semen, blood and treacle. :D
  14. I'd rather be........nailing my head to a Calcutta railway station toilet door, during a cholera epidemic!
  15. An Amoeba than a fenian.