This morning the item that I would most like to beat therealbigdizzle with is a Recuperator from a 30mm Rarden. This does change from time to time and after reading one of his posts I can often lose myself for a moment as I imagine repeatedly beating his limp groaning form with a heavy blunt object. Previous favourites have included a variety of different hammers but I also quite like the idea of dropping a floor buffer onto him from a height. Now my question is this; which object would you most like to beat therealbigdizzle with and how? Answers on a postcard please.