Id like to thank Trickywoo...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by auscam, Aug 13, 2009.

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  1. for accidentally returning the NAAFI Bar to some measure of its former glory. The almighty 12-page cyber-tantrum which presently resides in the 'Cocks and Nobbers' thread includes, but is not limited to, the following subjects (in order of appearance)

    Journalism
    Anatomy
    Law
    Finance
    Geography
    Chronology
    Morality
    Scatology
    Homosexuality
    Violence (didn't take long, did it?)
    Minerals
    Obesity
    Gynaecology
    Loyalty
    Homophobia
    Racism
    Aviation
    Snot
    Impotence
    Fencing
    Introduced Species
    The Parachute Regiment (another favourite)
    Incontinence
    Sociology
    Brewing
    Latin
    Amnesia
    Handbags (no, really. I couldn't make this up)
    Photography
    Monumental Sculpture
    Psychology
    Mathematics
    Behavioural Science
    Baby Oil (struth!)
    Cumberland (WTF?)
    Hardware (getting weird now)
    Greenpeace
    Piracy
    Dentistry
    Motorbikes
    Light Aircraft
    Cars
    Eggs
    Sovereigns
    Unilever
    Public Schools
    Royalty
    Architecture
    Whisky
    Tea
    Thailand
    Exhibitionism (O God)
    Fishing
    Mice (eh?)
    Incest
    Cutlery
    Computers
    Rhetoric
    Punctuation
    Cheese
    Hypocrisy
    Tractors
    Psychiatry
    Psychosis
    YMCA (please, no more!)
    Goldfish
    Nuts
    Lego
    Seabirds
    Wafers
    Buzzards
    Fish
    Beaks (MUMMY MUMMY, MAKE IT STOP!)
    Scar Tissue
    Neurology
    Pterodactyls
    Biscuits (sweet)
    Gerontology
    Publishing
    Advocaat
    Pencils (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!)
    Pies
    Inebriation
    Beef
    Boots
    Percentages
    Frottage (twitch)
    Imperial Currency
    Bisexuality
    Fetishism
    Chihuahuas (gibber)
    Urology
    Prostitution
    Incineration
    Theology
    Jumble Sales (whimper)
    HR (boo hiss)
    Education
    Tampons
    Cigarettes
    History
    Reproduction
    Steam Rollers (drool)
    Engineering
    Trousers
    Semen
    Masturbation
    Sociopathology
    Death
    Cunt Rot (thank you Flashy)
    GINGERS
    Toilets
    The Artist Who May Formerly Have Been Known As MDN
    Disability
    Popcorn
    David Hasselhoff
    Cassowaries (evil bastards)
    And, inevitably...
    Otters.

    Phew! Still with me, eh? It's all there, I assure you, check for yourself if you don't believe me! So, credit where it's not due, TW is actually useful, in the sense that a stopped clock is right twice per day, and that a proplapsed rectum gives an NHS proctologist something upon which to practise.

    "The NAAFI Bar- the more things change, the more they stay the same."

    (staggers off to bed)
     
  2. Bump. You were disappearing down-under mate, oh, hang on a minute, where did you say you are.? :D
     
  3. Here's your coat mate, oh and that taxi I called just arrived ;)


    And we're keeping the ashes :twisted:
     
  4. Restores the faith, doesn't it?
     
  5. You missed Saxaphones out.
     
  6. And sheds.
     
  7. no mention of Simon Cowell, I see.
     
  8. So, quiet day then Auscam!

    These meds - powerful are they?!
     
  9. I don't think it's over yet.
     
  10. or 168 room mansions :D
     
  11. I'm too fucking lazy to read the whole list, but I hope bastarding caravans were on it.

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    I HATE caravans.
     
  12. @ Mr_Creosote Oh I do hope so. I fooking hate wobble boxes

    and I love your pic of one burning
     

  13. Well creo if you ever need to visit Nairn, there is some nice caravans there for you to ahem enter and abuse. 8)
     
  14. I'd like to kiss him all over for being a big hunk of burning lurrrve, but there's just not that many hours in the day. :wink:
     
  15. Fiver says he's not lost any sleep on that one.