Id like to thank Trickywoo...

#1
for accidentally returning the NAAFI Bar to some measure of its former glory. The almighty 12-page cyber-tantrum which presently resides in the 'Cocks and Nobbers' thread includes, but is not limited to, the following subjects (in order of appearance)

Journalism
Anatomy
Law
Finance
Geography
Chronology
Morality
Scatology
Homosexuality
Violence (didn't take long, did it?)
Minerals
Obesity
Gynaecology
Loyalty
Homophobia
Racism
Aviation
Snot
Impotence
Fencing
Introduced Species
The Parachute Regiment (another favourite)
Incontinence
Sociology
Brewing
Latin
Amnesia
Handbags (no, really. I couldn't make this up)
Photography
Monumental Sculpture
Psychology
Mathematics
Behavioural Science
Baby Oil (struth!)
Cumberland (WTF?)
Hardware (getting weird now)
Greenpeace
Piracy
Dentistry
Motorbikes
Light Aircraft
Cars
Eggs
Sovereigns
Unilever
Public Schools
Royalty
Architecture
Whisky
Tea
Thailand
Exhibitionism (O God)
Fishing
Mice (eh?)
Incest
Cutlery
Computers
Rhetoric
Punctuation
Cheese
Hypocrisy
Tractors
Psychiatry
Psychosis
YMCA (please, no more!)
Goldfish
Nuts
Lego
Seabirds
Wafers
Buzzards
Fish
Beaks (MUMMY MUMMY, MAKE IT STOP!)
Scar Tissue
Neurology
Pterodactyls
Biscuits (sweet)
Gerontology
Publishing
Advocaat
Pencils (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!)
Pies
Inebriation
Beef
Boots
Percentages
Frottage (twitch)
Imperial Currency
Bisexuality
Fetishism
Chihuahuas (gibber)
Urology
Prostitution
Incineration
Theology
Jumble Sales (whimper)
HR (boo hiss)
Education
Tampons
Cigarettes
History
Reproduction
Steam Rollers (drool)
Engineering
Trousers
Semen
Masturbation
Sociopathology
Death
Cunt Rot (thank you Flashy)
GINGERS
Toilets
The Artist Who May Formerly Have Been Known As MDN
Disability
Popcorn
David Hasselhoff
Cassowaries (evil bastards)
And, inevitably...
Otters.

Phew! Still with me, eh? It's all there, I assure you, check for yourself if you don't believe me! So, credit where it's not due, TW is actually useful, in the sense that a stopped clock is right twice per day, and that a proplapsed rectum gives an NHS proctologist something upon which to practise.

"The NAAFI Bar- the more things change, the more they stay the same."

(staggers off to bed)
 
#2
Bump. You were disappearing down-under mate, oh, hang on a minute, where did you say you are.? :D
 
#3
Here's your coat mate, oh and that taxi I called just arrived ;)


And we're keeping the ashes :twisted:
 
#7
no mention of Simon Cowell, I see.
 
#10
flamingo said:
no mention of Simon Cowell, I see.
or 168 room mansions :D
 
#11
I'm too fucking lazy to read the whole list, but I hope bastarding caravans were on it.



I HATE caravans.
 
#12
@ Mr_Creosote Oh I do hope so. I fooking hate wobble boxes

and I love your pic of one burning
 
#13
Mr_Creosote said:
I'm too fucking lazy to read the whole list, but I hope bastarding caravans were on it.



I HATE caravans.

Well creo if you ever need to visit Nairn, there is some nice caravans there for you to ahem enter and abuse. 8)
 
#14
I'd like to kiss him all over for being a big hunk of burning lurrrve, but there's just not that many hours in the day. :wink:
 
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