Id like to enlist the help of the NAAFI!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Praetorian, Oct 9, 2008.

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    Gents, someone just tried conning me to send them money, just though that if anyones got anything they'd like to sign this email address up for, like hardcore German scat porn, feel free!

    Cheers in advance,

  2. Im pretty sure there are a few animal porn sites just beging for new members, johnboyzzz over to you matey :)
  3. Controversial.

    Can we be sure it's not a really hot chick that has sent you packing?

    Did you lurv her from afar?

  4. Feel free to tap it up if you don't believe me!
  5. just google "mail bomber" its a bit of software you download and fill out the recipients email addy and then it automatically sends out millions of emails to that address. for the rest of the time the email address is live
  6. What did they try to get you to do? I once got this gem:

    Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
    Dr. Bakare Tunde
    Astronautics Project Manager
    National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
    Plot 555
    Misau Street
    PMB 437
    Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

    Dear Mr. Sir,


    I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

    In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

    Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

    Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

    Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

    Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

    Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
    Astronautics Project Manager
  7. Trust me, I am not really that bothered if your fibbing or not; no sleep lost here thanks. :)

    Another one for Mail Bomber!

    Can we make this a sticky? Arrse strikes back?