Its very rare I find myself attracted to birds under 25, they are usually brain dead or so unbelievably dull you'd die of boredom within moments of them stopping texting and facebooking their moronic friends. My nipper has turned 8 this week, therefore that means Spongebob is redundant and she is hooked on programmes like i-carly, Big Time Rush and Victorious. A couple or three weeks ago, she was playing on the floor with some modelling clay, being the caring doting Daddy I was creating phalic objects, safely hidden by the newspaper. When I looked up I caught sight of one of the prettiest things I'd seen in a long time. So much so I didn't hear what the nipper was saying, I just sat cuntstruck at a teenager on the tele. Clearly I did the decent thing before I began to imagine spooning her anus out, I went straight to the Wikipedia to make sure she wasn't 14, thankfully for the sake of signing on a register she was 19, which although is far too young for a 39 year old love machine, I still managed to imagine her in ten different positions before coughing my yoghurt. Tori Vega is the bird I'm on about, if she looks this good at 19 whats she going to be like at 25 when she knows her way round a cock. Its fair to say I'd give a finger, a toe, a bollock, an ear and a shiver off the end of my tongue for an afternoon of savage bum raping her. Thats an ear more than I opted to give for a Ride on Nicole Scherzinger. If I don't post for a while, I'm watching 'victorious' on repeat with my nipper, attempting to hide my erection and lust (not for my nipper of course - we just deep kiss) Has anyone else ever been tempted to bugger a child. LJH needn't answer if still around.