ICRFU TOUR OF MALTA

#1
Just a quick note to say thanks to all involved with the Malta tour, a great week away and a couple of good results.

Stand by for the Ballad of Fat JP!!!!!!
 
#8
Just a few lines at this stage:

To the tune of Robbie Williams - Strong (Not a good start point i know).
The Ballad of JP (BLC of BM)

My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
I've started to dress a lot like him

Early morning when I wake up
I look like Bernard but without the make up
And that's a good line to take it to
The bridge.......

Chorus - (Not yet completed, writer's block, assistance welcome)

My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
Of expensive lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Watching porn playing with my snake
Teach me things I don't need to know.......

That is all for now, although I am certain that with the creative talent within the Corps, we can finish this............

Yours in song, the Real Slim Shady.
 
#9
TheRealSlimShady said:
Just a few lines at this stage:

To the tune of Robbie Williams - Strong (Not a good start point i know).
The Ballad of JP (BLC of BM)

My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
I've started to dress a lot like him

Early morning when I wake up
I look like Bernard but without the make up
And that's a good line to take it to
The bridge.......

Chorus - (Not yet completed, writer's block, assistance welcome)

My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
Of expensive lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Watching porn playing with my snake
Teach me things I don't need to know.......

That is all for now, although I am certain that with the creative talent within the Corps, we can finish this............

Yours in song, the Real Slim Shady.
8) Quality! But BLC of BM?
 
#13
and where are the compromising pics?
 
#14
Unaware of any particular story relating to a trip 'down town'', but then at my advancing years I may well not have been present.

Compromising phots will be forthcoming, I know just the man and he is a regular on this site - over to you 'the letter S''.
 
#15
TheRealSlimShady said:
Unaware of any particular story relating to a trip 'down town'', but then at my advancing years I may well not have been present.

Compromising phots will be forthcoming, I know just the man and he is a regular on this site - over to you 'the letter S''.
TRSS, I hope that compromising phots will be forthcoming. If not, I'm sure we can doctor some.....!
 
#16
Good to hear old pal, I will gladly wait for them. Especially those of a certain person!!!!! Hope you're on the mend!
 

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