Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by TheRealSlimShady, Oct 23, 2006.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Just a quick note to say thanks to all involved with the Malta tour, a great week away and a couple of good results.

    Stand by for the Ballad of Fat JP!!!!!!
  2. Does he still play?
  3. Depends what you mean by play :D
  4. Well he plays the field, both on and off. With an OAP thrown in for good measure! 8O
  5. I think technically that may be paying the field. :wink:
  6. Is he still sponsored by Vladivar?
  7. Vladivar? He'd never slum it! JP was always a Smirnoff man surely!

    When do we get the ballad?
  8. Just a few lines at this stage:

    To the tune of Robbie Williams - Strong (Not a good start point i know).
    The Ballad of JP (BLC of BM)

    My breath smells of a thousand fags
    And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
    I've started to dress a lot like him

    Early morning when I wake up
    I look like Bernard but without the make up
    And that's a good line to take it to
    The bridge.......

    Chorus - (Not yet completed, writer's block, assistance welcome)

    My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
    Of expensive lays
    The pause button's broke on my video
    And is this real cos I feel fake
    Watching porn playing with my snake
    Teach me things I don't need to know.......

    That is all for now, although I am certain that with the creative talent within the Corps, we can finish this............

    Yours in song, the Real Slim Shady.
  9. 8) Quality! But BLC of BM?
  10. B@stard Love Child of Bernard Manning
  11. Harsh, but fair(ish)
  12. So what was the story about the trip down town???
  13. and where are the compromising pics?
  14. Unaware of any particular story relating to a trip 'down town'', but then at my advancing years I may well not have been present.

    Compromising phots will be forthcoming, I know just the man and he is a regular on this site - over to you 'the letter S''.
  15. TRSS, I hope that compromising phots will be forthcoming. If not, I'm sure we can doctor some.....!