IckleMissNawti

billyx

War Hero
sinbin:):)

iv`e got many sex talents that would be better in the sin bin

how about a night out?:)i can show you heaven (just short of dismembering)frenzied i think is a good word

you`d love it:):)all ten inches of it,and i dont wanna hear that you dont like anal!!!i dont care`its painless dispite my x having full flooding tears and comments like "im gonna cut your c*ck off you f*cking c*nt`thats the wrong hole"

easy mistake:):)
 

billyx

War Hero
how about a night out?:)

best to prepare by not thinking its your last night on earth,but thinking its your best night on earth!!!!!

what gets me on these dating sites is some of the girls are damn fit(very small percentage)

why do they need a dating site?:)

some people have got real problems:)

i think the pictures should be full nude front shots so the punters can see what he`s getting(plus a picture of the mother(not nude)well maybe nude:)

i didnt see my partners mum untill it was too late:(
 

IckleMissNawti

Old-Salt
billyx said:
sinbin:):)

iv`e got many sex talents that would be better in the sin bin

how about a night out?:)i can show you heaven (just short of dismembering)

you`d love it:):)all ten inches of it,and i dont wanna hear that you dont like anal!!!i dont care`its painless dispite my x having full flooding tears and comments like "im gonna cut your c*ck off you f*cking c*nt`thats the wrong hole"

easy mistake:):)
Only 10 inches? pffffft you've disappointed me at the first hurdle I like at least 10 and half (waits for the bucket funny f anny comments or should that be bucket f anny funny comments? haha)

"there's no wrong hole, if its done properly!!"

xxx
 

billyx

War Hero
best way to tell your max size requirement is if you can take it all down the throat till you touch the nape!!

i aksed the misses for an inlargement device but she just cries and runs off:)

some people!
 

IckleMissNawti

Old-Salt
billyx said:
best way to tell your max size requirement is if you can take it all down the throat till you touch the nape!!

i aksed the misses for an inlargement device but she just cries and runs off:)

some people!
NAPE the National Association for Primary Education? :? ooer I'm not into that, I prefer long pants to shorts :p


I'm confoozled, (it doesn't take much) what exactly did you ask her to get enlarged? :oops:

xxx
 

billyx

War Hero
i only asked to get a penis extender,she says im long enough though:)

i think its time to pull out the viagra and see if she will let me invite some tight chinese art students over.

im thinking of her honest,i dont wanna cripple her YET!!!

fancy a live in cleaner job::)small wage large COMEback

im off:)good luck in your search for lurrrrrrrvvvvvv
 

IckleMissNawti

Old-Salt
billyx said:
i only asked to get a penis extender,she says im long enough though:)

i think its time to pull out the viagra and see if she will let me invite some tight chinese art students over.

im thinking of her honest,i dont wanna cripple her YET!!!

fancy a live in cleaner job::)small wage large COMEback

im off:)good luck in your search for lurrrrrrrvvvvvv
LOL, my mates out in thailand atm I'll get her to send you a little Thai bride


I'm not looking for lurrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvv, just banter :p xxx
 

billyx

War Hero
reminds me!!

time to go to russian mail order website and get me some desparate chick who wants a greencard:)

quick stop in the hun on the way back and im done:)
 
As I mentioned a few days ago - YOU ARE FAT.

Now piss off and seek attention somewhere else you disgraceful sweaty ringed slapper.
 

IckleMissNawti

Old-Salt
Ozduke said:
As I mentioned a few days ago - YOU ARE FAT.

Now urine off and seek attention somewhere else you disgraceful sweaty ringed slapper.

yawnnnnnnnnn :roll: xxx
 

Lumpy

Old-Salt
In two minds....

Lets see some more (naked) evidence.....
 

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